Oh! Well I never,
Was there ever a cat so clever
As the magical Mr Mistoffelees

Oh! Well I never,
Was there ever a cat so clever
As the magical Mr Mistoffelees

scraps-is-busy:
“ Oops, forgot to post this hear.
Anyway, I’m usually like a month behind every artist meme. Boohoo.
”

scraps-is-busy:

Oops, forgot to post this hear. 

Anyway, I’m usually like a month behind every artist meme. Boohoo.

filibusterfrog:
“kobold hybrids
”

filibusterfrog:

kobold hybrids

holden-caulfieldlings:

Egypt before and after the plagues

Its missing the most important comparison

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ao3sburbanite:
“ ryderdai:
“ the-pump-king:
“ morphimus:
“ charlesoberonn:
“ charlesoberonn:
“ queen-of-dirt:
“ charlesoberonn:
“ notaboyscout:
“ charlesoberonn:
“ memory-thought:
“ charlesoberonn:
“ updogonline:
“”
It took me 3 watches to realize...

ao3sburbanite:

ryderdai:

the-pump-king:

morphimus:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

queen-of-dirt:

charlesoberonn:

notaboyscout:

charlesoberonn:

memory-thought:

charlesoberonn:

updogonline:

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It took me 3 watches to realize the door is cardboard and this man is not just freakishly strong.

I assure you this is a standard interior door, usually only exterior doors are solid.

You can see the inside of the cardboard though.

This isn’t a real door, it’s a prop from a movie or TV set.

it has a paper honeycomb for rigidity, and that’s how interior doors are made for modern construction in the USA.

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y'all have never kicked a hole in your bedroom door in a flurry of teenage hormonal rage and it shows

If I kicked my bedroom door I’d more likely break my foot than the door.

I always thought people punching through doors or shoving people through doors was just from the movies. Doors in my country are generally solid planks of wood, a polymer of sorts, or metal.

American homes are made extremely cheaply and aren’t built to last.

Steam from hot showers seeps into wall which are not treated to handle moisture, and mold grows in the walls.

Almost every wall or floor is made out of plywood.

Flimsy roofing that can withstand a run of the mill heavy storm, but not much more than that.

Weak foundations that wouldn’t hold up at all if it weren’t for how light and plywood-y the overall house is.

Not every American house is this shitty in all of these ways, but the vast majority of them are, and almost all of them have at least one of these problems. Even rich people’s homes.

Read this article.

https://dengarden.com/misc/American-Houses-and-Bad-Quality

Then watch this video.

Are we just ignoring this original post was about the OP looking for Elf Pussy or are we just totally past that?

It’s already been answered that there is no elf pussy here, so why dwell? 🤷🏾‍♂️

This always bugged me when people in American TV punch holes in walls, too. If you punched one of the walls in the UK you would break your hand, even if it’s just an internal wall.

IS THAT THE MOTHERFUCKIN WINX CLUB

wandering-sooty:

gayarsonist:

traditionalist: the knight saves the princess and slays the dragon

feminist: the princess saves herself and slays the dragon, who is a metaphor for toxic masculinity

del toroist: the princess and the dragon fall in love and slay the knight, who is a metaphor for war, bigotry and/or toxic masculinity

Shrekist: the knight saves the princess but doesn’t slay the dragon (it’s on his to do list), the dragon and the knight’s noble steed fall in love and it’s a metaphor for Disney bad

so the dude who runs the lofi hip hop channel got (temporarily) banned so the stream finally stopped

elli-needs-a-break:

2d-shitposts:

johnnyjoestarsbugbitingfetish:

rneowth:

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13,165 hours

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549 days or nearly TWO YEARS

She finally took a break from studying

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infernallegaycy:
“ anicream:
“ Miss mysterious,
Who are you?
Who’s the girl behind those eyes?
Just a stranger in disguise…
”
[id: an illustration of lucretia passing a frame reflecting her younger self. current lucretia has short white hair, and...

infernallegaycy:

anicream:

Miss mysterious,

Who are you?

Who’s the girl behind those eyes?

Just a stranger in disguise…

[id: an illustration of lucretia passing a frame reflecting her younger self. current lucretia has short white hair, and younger lucretia has dark hair back in a bun; they both have dark skin and are wearing robes. current lucretia, clutching her white oak staff, is turned away from the viewer to watch her younger self, surrounded by birds and trees and looking happy and at peace. /end id.]

executiveoutcomes:
“ hail-thesun:
“ mapsontheweb:
“Witch democratic candidate is leading in polls by state as of February 20th 2020
”
WITCH CANDIDATE!?
” ”

executiveoutcomes:

hail-thesun:

mapsontheweb:

Witch democratic candidate is leading in polls by state as of February 20th 2020

WITCH CANDIDATE!?

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