in stories featuring aliens, they’re always like “on my planet this never happens!” or “in my culture, this differs from your human culture.” and that’s neat and all because i like worldbuilding and all that jazz but wouldn’t it be fun if they just. couldn’t do that?
i want a story where humans encounter an alien who frustrates them because they don’t know enough to tell them anything concrete
like humans will ask “tell us about politics in your planet!” and the alien’s all “uh… hold on it’s been a while since i took gov. um….”
“what sorts of plants grow on your planet?”
“i dunno i grew up in the suburbs. they’re like… purple? idk what you want me to say”
“tell us about the culture on your planet!”
“do you have any idea how many fucking countries are back home, i don’t even know where to begin”
“your planet is obviously much more scientifically and technologically advanced than ours. is it possible for you to enlighten us on certain matters concerning space travel, or would that be a form of interference you must avoid?”
“naw it’s cool, it’s just that, um, i’m a philosophy major”
OOH OOH AND
“take me to your leader”
“…we have like hundreds of leaders like which one? my country’s leader? another country’s leader? the director of our space program? my country’s military leader? my mom??”
Undines/ondines are “a category of elemental beings associated with water, first named in the alchemical writings of Paracelsus.” They cover a variety of water-based creatures, including mermaids.
They are generally known as being water nymphs who often live in waterfalls and tend to resemble humans, but lack a human soul. Sound familiar?
Furthermore, because undines lack human souls, they are mortal. If they find true love, however, they can shorten their lives in the mortal world to gain an eternal immortal life. In other words…
…undines become undying through the power of love.
Too bad alphys survives your massacre and doesn’t meat her in the afterlife
A treat for Android users: Now you can add GIFs to your posts and reblogs, just like on the web. Tap the “GIF” button and search for whatever it is you want to express. Like “dog.” Maybe you want to express “dog.” So type “dog.” Then, pick a dog. Maybe this dog:
Here is the comic I made for Undertale Ask A story about humans and monsters living together before the war And the reasons the war started Hope you enjoy it!
Does it strike anyone else as odd that some people won’t eat or wear dead animals, but they have no problem putting them in their cars as fuel? Dinosaurs were animals too.
I found it. The furthest reach ever made.
I’m a vegan, I only use solar powered cars because using gas is cruel to dinosaurs! I also don’t use plastic or any kind of oils. Basically I live in a cave and am one with natu-OH GOD IS THAT A BEAR!
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
