clientsfromhell:

Client: My daughter has taken a college English course and she says that every instance of “that” needs to be “which” and the opposite in all instances in the book.

Me: Actually, they’re all correct as is, honoring the standard “that” for restrictive and “which” for non-restrictive.  For example, it would properly be, “The dog that my aunt had, which was a mixed breed, was named Whoknows.” If one were to follow your directive above, it would incorrectly read, “The dog which my aunt had, that was a mixed breed, was named Whoknows.”  

Client: She took a college English course.

Me: With all due respect, I majored in it, plus I have 30 years of editing experience. 

Client: I’m sure the rule has changed since you were in college.  Maybe you should take a refresher to catch up on current rules.

I billed for hours in and gently ended my association with that (not which) project.

pembrokewkorgi:
“2. Dark - Mightyena
Last year I did Murkrow, but after playing ORAS for a bit, I grew an unexpected attachment to Poochyena (the faggot Pokemon) and Mightyena.
As far as designs go, I like Poochyena better then Mightyena (I tend to...

pembrokewkorgi:

2. Dark - Mightyena

Last year I did Murkrow, but after playing ORAS for a bit, I grew an unexpected attachment to Poochyena (the faggot Pokemon) and Mightyena.

As far as designs go, I like Poochyena better then Mightyena (I tend to prefer cute to bad ass), but I felt Mightyena would make a more interesting monster girl, so I went with it.  Hope you like it.

pem you furry

lizzymodblog:

der-stein:

lizzymodblog:

Happy people annoy me.

Not because I don’t grant them happiness but because I feel being happy without having anything in particular to be happy about decreases from the joy when something does happen.

Or maybe I’m just a brooding little pessimist.

I’d rather have a higher average amplitude than the occasional spike

But the spikes are the best.

Like a concentrated infusion of joy.

Or an orgasm.

Or an even better analogy.

cartoonishquest:

Batsy & Supes

thewaywardqueen:

heavenlywarm:

radikari:

what haircuts tell you about sexuality:

  • straight girls all have long hair
  • lesbians always have short hair
  • bisexuals wear an elegant yet easy to maintain bob
  • asexuals shave their head in the style of the pious monk
  • pansexuals put pans on their head. they put a fucking pan on th

No no no no, just no. OMG enough with the stereotypes, I’m 100% lesbian with a damn long hair. Stop it.

Did you even read it till the end?

Demisexuals duck tape a picture of demi levato to their head

spacemuffinz:

rj4gui4r:

child-of-thecosmos:

Episode 13: Unafraid of the Dark, Cosmos: A SpaceTime Odyssey

Neil DeGrasse Tyson throwing some of the most incredible shade I’ve ever seen.

1trickpone:

This took too long!

Tell me who you ship me with

heterovirus:

from other tumblr users, to fictional characters, it’s up to you!

I have a Question for all of you

goldenblackhawk:

reina5202:

What year did you start watching the creatures and how did you find them? (Retired creatures count too)

2010 when an old friend recommended gaming youtubers.

I thought they were stupid and that video games were dumb.

And then I gave it a shot because I told him he was shit at youtubing and that i could probably do better, to which he said “I’d like to see you try”

So basically I’m here because I started out of spite and ended up liking it.

2012 or so when I accidentally clicked on a video of chilled, nick, adam and ze(?) playing worms.

The Sexy Questions List of Sexy Sex
1. What is your sexuality?
2. What do you find physically attractive in a partner?
3. What do you find mentally attractive in a partner?
4. Do you have a "type"? If so, what is it?
5. Do you prefer to actively search out partners/relationships or do you wait for them to come to you?
6. How long have you been having sex?
7. How many partners have you had?
8. How many partners would you like to have?
9. How much sex do you have a week?
10. How much sex is too much sex?
11. How often do you masturbate?
12. Have you ever had sex with a person you didn't know or had only just met?
13. Have you ever had a "friend with benefits"?
14. Is sex better when it's in a relationship or not in a relationship?
15. How do you define sex?
16. What is your favorite sex act?
17. What if your least favorite sex act?
18. How long was your longest lasting relationship?
19. How was the sex?
20. How did your last relationship end and who ended it?
21. If you could fuck your ex again, would you?
22. Would you cheat on a partner if you felt sexually unfulfilled?
23. Have you ever been in an non-monogamous relationship?
24. Have you even been in a polyamorous relationship, a triad, a quad, or something similar?
25. How many sex toys do you own and what are they?
26. What sex toy do you desperately want but don't have yet? Please give us a link!
27. What is your favorite sex-related website?
28. What kind of porn is your favorite?
29. How would you feel about a partner who watches lots of porn?
30. How would you feel about a partner who watches porn of something that you find distasteful, or featuring actors who you find unattractive?
31. What is the weirdest porn you've ever seen?
32. Have you ever had a threesome?
33. Have you ever participated in an orgy or had sex in a room with bystanders present?
34. Do you consider yourself "kinky"?
35. What is your number one kink?
36. Do you identify as a top, bottom, dominant, submissive, switch or something else?
37. Are you masochistic? Sadistic? Neither?
38. What would you consider to be "too kinky"?
39. Do you think there is a difference between a "kink" and a "fetish"?
40. List the first ten kinks/fetishes you can think of
41. If you had a partner with a kink you found distasteful, would you indulge them?
42. What are your hard limits?
43. Do you have a safeword? have you ever had to use it?
44. Do you prefer to have sex with your kink or no sex with your kink?
45. Describe your ideal submissive/dominant?
46. Pick a favorite fictional character, what sort of kink do you think they would have?
47. Tell us about a fantasy of yours.
48. Is there anything that is commonly accepted as sexy that you find just plain not hot?
49. Do you shave/trim/style your pubic hair?
50. Do you prefer shaved/trimmed/styled pubic hair in your partners?
51. Tell us a true story about your sex life
52. Have you ever been to a strip club?
53. Have you ever been to a dungeon?
54. Have you ever met/seen a person who made you question your sexuality?
55. What is the least sexy thing you can think of?
56. What is the sexiest song you have ever heard?
57. How do you feel about penetrative sex?
58. How big is too big?
59. Would you rather give or receive oral sex?
60. Would you rather have kissing or sex?
61. How many people have you kissed in the last year?
62. How many of them were good?
63. Do you consider yourself a good kisser?
64. Do you consider yourself good at sex?
65. Is there anyone you would like to be having sex with right now?
66. What do you think is the sexiest part of the body?
67. What is your sexual super power?
68. If you could have incredibly kinky sex with any person living, dead, or fictional, who would it be and what would you do?
69. Insert your own question or rant here.