doctor-donna-friends:

castieltherebel:

flippin daleks have the best sass lets be real, those little salt shakers of doom know how to give some of the best burns the time vortex has ever seen

salt shakers of doom

But don’t forget the cybermen sass

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calm-your-cloaca:
“ babyletyourfantasiesunwind:
“ yersinia—pestis:
“ merlinsbearditsthedoctor:
“ No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all...

calm-your-cloaca:

babyletyourfantasiesunwind:

yersinia—pestis:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working frantically while the man/woman just stands there looking scared as fuck while the other customers are trying to figure out what they did. 

that must be bad if it’s a 9 on an alphabetical scale.

IM FUCKGIN CRYING

cookiemonstahz:
“ adventuresinlearning:
“ and we are still fighting over minimum wage
”
And america tries to ask so high and mighty. America needs to sit down and learn a thing or two from these other countries.
”
But that would involve the american...

cookiemonstahz:

adventuresinlearning:

and we are still fighting over minimum wage

And america tries to ask so high and mighty. America needs to sit down and learn a thing or two from these other countries.

But that would involve the american government admitting they were wrong so you know it’s not gonna happen.

townofsalemthings:
“ Big mistake if you ask me
”
this happened to me once with an SK. A ret brought me back.

townofsalemthings:

Big mistake if you ask me

this happened to me once with an SK. A ret brought me back.

Am I the only one who would like to see a tomy wiseau star war?

lovejustalittlebitharder:

friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay good

lizzymodblog:

For the sake of context, Sonic Boom has a bug where if you play as Knuckles and then pause mid-jump, he’ll jump again in mid-air. You can effectively use this to fly. The Game Grumps are using this exploit to its fullest potential in their playthrough.

Normally I don’t condone the use of glitches to beat a game but when the game is absolutely terrible and filled to the brim with glitches and you wanna show how bad it is, exploit as many glitches as you can.

lizzymodblog:

OH FUCK I GOT TOOTHPASTE IN MY EYE AGAIN

How?

Autism, Gender Identity, and “Normal” people

askthetimemaster:

thelulusoldier:

Just gauging interest, please like or reblog if you, no matter your gender or neurotypical status, would like to take a quick autism spectrum test for science!  Share this with your friends, I need to get a pretty good estimate of how many people would be willing to help us understand autism spectrum disorder and how it correlates to nonbinary gender!  Thanks!

—Lulu

One of my Waifu’s is working on her Masters (lol) and needs a sample base. Please contact her if you want to participate.

lizzymodblog:

THERE’S A 50 PERCENT CHANCE OF SUCCESSFULLY FISHING

THERE’S A 30 PERCENT CHANCE OF ENCOUNTERING A HORSEA INSTEAD OF A MAGIKARP

THERE’S A 5 PERCENT CHANCE OF SAID HORSEA HOLDING A DRAGON SCALE

I AM IN NO MOOD TO DO THE MATH BUT SUFFICE IT TO SAY THAT THAT IS BULLSHIT

Theres a .0075% chance of getting the thing.