Silver Tongue

sad-ie:

now when you see a bad post instead of reblogging it with the ineffective “staff please delete this” you can just reblog it with a KKK member’s phone number to get it removed instantly

enigmaphenomenon:

This went in a completely different direction than the one I was expecting.

politicalsexkitten:

Have you noticed that when a slim girl dates a big guy, he’s seen and called a teddy bear by friends
But when a big girl dates a slim guy, she’s called a whale, truck, “why would you do that to yourself man”?
It’s almost as if people are especially fatphobic towards women
And they make it seem like we live in a sexist and misogynistic society
Hmm. Weird.

testicleofhitler:

itistimetodisappear:
suicunesrider:
marshmallowknight:
quartzkin:
i see your point, but: disabled dragons
dragons missing a limb
deaf dragons
autistic dragons whose special interests include treasure
dragons missing half their tail who need an also-disabled human to help them fly
someone should make a film about this..

the-powerful-burst:

blue-eyed-hanji:
huffley6:
silence4us:
captainamerica-in-middle-earth:
catherinecasper:
I love Tumblr.
The red light one kills me every time
I lost my shit at the red light one.
I wasn’t going to reblog this until I got to the red light. I am laughing so hard.
always reblog the red light story
the red light one

About the condom one. Condoms can be too small because while they can probably fit, it would be very uncomfortable and the friction would cause chafing on the penis. Not to mention it would somewhat block blood flow to the penis so the erection wouldn’t last long.

antidarkheart:

tateshaw:
fancysomedisneymagic:
This is crazy….
Tis not crazy, Disney would have the voice actors act out a scene so that the artist could use it as a reference. In fact the audio for the Mad Hatter is all taken from this scene.
So when someone tells you that “referencing is cheating”, just know that they’re lying.
Nearly all of the best artists reference!

Tracing is cheating. Referencing is not.