Doing good deeds doesn’t give u the right be a conceited asshole over it l o l
“Those who do good often seldom talk about it. Those who seldom do good often talk about it.”
I had my first witch win outside of vigilantics.
I sent people to me almost every night. N1, I sent the jan to me and was doused so I managed to lynch the jan. An arso disconnected but there was another. Then when crepper didn’t vote guilty on the jester we thought was arso, we realized crepper was arso. So I stopped him from igniting by sending him to myself. But it wasn’t him. I don’t know what he was. Hell, there might not have even been a second arso now that i think about it because the only time two people claimed doused on the same day was D2.
Y’know, post people
When a package has a giant “Do not fold” stamp in red 3 times on both sides of the package
That generally means don’t cram it in to a mailbox
just
y’know
IN CASE YOU FORGOT
-angry noises-
What was it?
((There. I did a real update. Sort of. I did a better quality update anyways.))
Look at this crappy thing I did and go follow it and ask stuff and stuff
Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
Me: *turns up music*
Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
Me:
Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
Lady cop: I can make that happen.
Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
Entire train: *applauds*
I wanted to immortalize the best moment in gravity falls on my blog
So many puns and jokes that will be dated in a few years that I completely agree with it.
Jurassic Park (1993)
God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.
Dinosaurs destroy man. Woman inherits the earth.
If a blog has rules, read them before asking. It annoys some people when they get asks that are RP attempts or self insert attempts. It makes them more mad when it clearly states it in their rules that they do not tolerate those kinds of asks. Also, your ask may have been answered before. If you respect someone enough to follow their blog, respect them enough to follow their rules. You chose to read their blog. It’s not their fault you are too lazy/stupid/asshole to listen to them.
- Submitted by a-random-mod
