Silver Tongue
bacondoeseverything:
“ momentai mother fucker
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bacondoeseverything:

momentai mother fucker

iraffiruse:

Homemade camera rig takes stunning close-up pictures of snowflakes

A lot of them look like they could be some sort of computer chip in avengers

shadowxdrey:

cutie3pnt14159:

alimarko:

lyndez:

wellsuckmesideways:

rotting:

Ok i didn’t expect that

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This has been on my dash all day and I finally watched it and ajdjfksk

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Just wow I was just about to let my 5 year old cousin watch this

salacio:

If Pearl and Lapis danced, who would dip who?

me: *walks up to a group of middle schoolers skateboarding*
me: lemme show you a trick or two
middle schoolers: *hand me a board*
me: this one's called stealing
me: *runs away with it*

soupery:

codemdrim:

This is what i did at 1 AM last night. 

it was worth it okay??

bonus spites:

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@cloudiecat

lokicolouredglasses:

trapcard:

presidentjoey:

dickbuttofficial:

mallotovcocktail:

micdotcom:

The “War on Christmas” has apparently hit Starbucks

A number of Christians are speaking out against the minimalist design of the coffee giant’s holiday-themed cups, arguing that it oppresses and denies the Christian faith. To fight back, Joshua Feuerstein is encouraging people to buy drinks and trick Starbucks into saying “Merry Christmas.” A Starbucks rep responded with a welcoming message of inclusivity.

as my Christian father eloquently stated: “there are people starving and living in war and they’re worried about red cups?”

this is so embarrassing.

i am feeling a serious amount of second hand embarrassment here

They are literally supporting starbucks by buying their coffee just to get someone to say merry christmas i’m screamin this is so stupid???

I am going to laugh so hard when several of these people “named” Merry Christmas mysteriously show up at the same Starbucks, and then get all pissy about not knowing which order is theirs.

If I worked at starbucks, I would just write “mary” on the cup.

americanpsychoamericansuiteheart:

I FOUND THIS ON FACEBOOK AND AND NEARLY FUCKING PEES MYSELF !!!!!! #SpongeBobSquarepants #spongebob #squidward #evanescence

demigirlnatasharomanofff:

Have you ever reblogged something without reading it completely then you actually finish reading it and you’re like “oh shit, OH SHIT” and scramble to delete before anyone sees