the-adventures-of-nick:

tardis-are-y0u-drunk-again:

fairytalefaker:

Do you know the horrors that happened where you’re standing?

Life goes on, strange isn’t it?

Wow This is fucking brilliant. My new favourite post on tumblr.

tobiaswraithwall:

adriofthedead:

airdotcaptain:

things that make me laugh harder than they should:

gifs made with terrible stationary parts

miqhael:

{Δ} :  *｡⋆ TEAM MAGMA PLAYER

----- what is your allegiance? [[aqua]] [[magma]]

chrono-terminus:

#IGN

mishasminions:

thefutureisbroken:

ecmock:

isaia:

weaverworks:

Touche

I was not prepared for this level of smackdownHD.gif

I learned it from watching you, Bruce. I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU.

Bruce, he knows what a district attorney does. They get acid splashed on their face and become a member of your rogues gallery. Duh.

HARVEY DENT’S NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NEEDS TREATMENT FOR A BURN

feministmagicalgirl:

don’t yell at cashiers if they are asking you to sign up for a charge/debit card - their employers are pushing them to ask everyone

don’t yell at cashiers if they’re taking too long folding your clothes in your bags - their managers are telling them not to ball up your shit bc it shows you care

don’t yell at cashiers bc they are taking a while to scan your card- machines fuck up

don’t yell at cashiers pls

Don’t yell at cashiers because your coupon is expired. You were the one who held onto it too long.

Don’t yell at cashiers because something is too expensive for you. They have no control over prices.

Don’t yell at cashiers because the store didn’t have what you were looking for. You have the right to shop somewhere else.

Cashiers are people. Treat them like people.

silvaniart:

Quick and dirty hat drawing tutorial

One of my biggest pet peeves is the amount of artists (including many comics professionals) that do not draw hats properly.  Since most of the characters I draw wear them I get a lot of practice. I thought I’d share the basics with you.

Basic Hat Structure- a hat is made up of a crown (the part that covers your head) and the brim (the part that shades your eyes). The crown should be bigger than the head you draw. Always draw the head shape first and work the hat around that. The brim of a hat is NEVER flat. Hats are meant to keep the head warm and the shade off of your eyes. The front of the brim will fold down to give the eyes as much shade as possible. A band or ribbon runs around the bottom of the crown with a faux bow on the left side, mostly for aesthetic purposes.

Top Hats- These are favored by rich ducks everywhere. A proper top hat is made of silk. A lot of top hat-styled hats that are made of wool or felt are more of a coachman’s hat. Fine for cosplay but rather gauche when you’re drawing the Penguin. The traditional top hat will not have a large band and will have a ribbon around the brim. Some top hats have a crown that will collapse flat.

Bowler Hat or Derby- A short brimmed hat. A ribbon also covers the brim. The crown is rounded and made of hard material.

The Fedora- Not the short brimmed, straw trilbys you see hipsters wearing on the back of their heads. A traditional fedora is made of fur felt and has a large crown with a pinch in the front. A larger brim dips in front and traditionally is worn up in back.

Next lesson- we learn about the Homburg!

hoofprint-is-spooky:

ponybalderdasheryarchive:

‘Slamming it on the screen’

Mind expanding?

Movies are SHOW don’t tell. So if they do a Flashback it’s because they’re showing you, rather than telling you. 

if you don’t get flashbacks and all exposition is revealed through a character outright saying it, then you get movies like the live action last airbender.

Show don’t tell is the first rule of writing. Second rule is actions speak louder than words.

hunting-the-hell-hounds:

soloontherocks:

iwannaforgettheworld:

senpaiexpress:

the-darkmortaldevices:

gallifrey-feels:

mellieforyellie:

scarvenrot:

mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.

So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??

okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood

apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

liquefied apple fetus.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

Can we just talk about this post for a moment…

HOW DOES THIS KEEP GETTING WORSE

well this escalated quickly from worse to horrifying

adurot:

donquixote-coraz0n:

ylissean-bride:

katara:

There are no white people in the avatar universe that’s why it hadn’t already been destroyed 600 avatars cycles ago

The Fire Nation?? Airbenders?? Some people in the Earth Kingdom (like Toph)??

no the earth kingdom is based off…

Yeah, without white people the entire place is one giant utopia. No war, no oppression, no murder, just nothing but love and peace.

Also, aren’t mako, bolin, kuvira and zaheer white? Just to name a few?