it’s crazy that a movie that has a plot of hot blonde goes to law school to win back boyfriend turned out to be like one of the greatest feminist manifestos of our time
me: *replaced me and zayn’s lube with superglue*
zayn: um wtf i can’t get out
me: damn :/// i guess you just gotta stay in there huh?? damn :(
UM excuse me? Super glue immediately dries when it comes in contact with human skin to avoid the exact scenario you just described, and it can easily be removed with nail polish remover, Stop lying to us.
that’s absolutely fucking disgusting. i can’t even think of what jim davis intended it to be if not a vibrator
UGH!
I hate when Tumblr does stuff like this. So I guess I’d better be the one to point it out, that’s not a vibrator, that’s a bee. Whoever posted this cut out the final panel.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.