lantilles:

is-doitsu-an-instrument:

party-wok:

whatevernathan:

Never forget

I still struggle to believe that this was a real thing.

Notice how after Dashcon, nobody ever writes “Imagine a tumblr convention!!1!!1″ anymore.

Never forget.

bloodsbane:

narrachara:

• an absolute pun master ( pomeraisins, chairiel, pomer-granite, moldbygg, good morningstar, detemmienation )
  
• a nerd ( loox eyewalker, anyone? snowdecahedron, ‘truly the most tsundere of plants’ )
• sarcastic ( ah! wow! woah! it’s a ‘hole’, the entirety of the snow poffs, ‘that’s great if you’re a microwave fan’ )
• has an extreme opinion on licorice
• a child ( look at these cool toys! )
• a dog person
• able to knit
• willing to put themself through a LOT of pain ( buttercup incident )
• a gardener ( ‘perfect for cutting plants and vines’ )
• rather knowledgeable about monsters
• a victim of abuse 
• willing to play along with asriel ( smile for the camera!, the ‘creepy face’ tape )
• pessimistic 
• nonbinary
• has a rather large vocabulary
• silent when you fight toriel and asgore
• the hope of humans and monsters

thatsthat24:

relahvant:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

wakaflackalypse:

my house

i would have this house and then the inside would be freakin colorful and awesome on the inside and no one would ever know

So it’s real

This is the house you DON’T deliver a newspaper to in Paperboy.

beeishappy:

LSSC | 2015.11.20 No One Confuses Smeagol and Gollum on Stephen’s Watch

beam-me-up-broadway:

There was nothing boring about that entire story

gepardo:

dookiediamonds:

caribe-hippie:

youhavearighttoyourwrongopinion:

shop-blvck-nostalgia:

vimbia:

vincisomething:

agnosticwitch:

feathery-soul:

sherlck:

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

Wear a wig.
Contact lenses .
Change your accent .
Change Hand when writing .
Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa .
Contour the hell outta your face.

Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.

Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away
Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show

Y'all suspect af😂

*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*

Wash and donate all clothes wore during the crime in different donation bins

steal some of the victims cloths before committing the murder. Wear them during.

Take out all the victims teeth to make them look for a serial killer.

Go to teh trash behind a barber shop and take a bunch of hair clippings from different people and scatter them around the scene of the crime so the police will have a hard time figuring out who was there an who wasn’t

djsckatzen:

thesinnabun:

basically-genius:

Houseplant Flowey AU: The game’s big bad evil guy is now a potted plant that does nothing but whine 24/7.

PTA Sans: Mysterious, lazy and pun-alicious skeleton adopts human child and attends PTA meetings at the child’s school. Literal skeleton suburban soccer mom.

Shitpost Gaster: Hidden character we know nearly nothing about. Countless rumors and theories try to explain who he is, where he come from and what he wants. The fandom headcannons him as a literal walking shitpost. Spouting things like “ayyy lmao you lil shit” in Windings before disappearing into the void.

What the fuck goes on in this fandom.

I have a strong feeling that a majority of undertrash used to be a homestuck…..

undertale was created by homestuck’s aural god who lived in mr andrew hussie’s basement what did you expect buddy

Imagine all three of those AUs existing in the same universe. Sans comes home after dunking linda (that bitch) and ignores floweys complaints about some weird guy submitting the same sad frog to his tumblr.

roshfur:

POKEMON and WORLD OF WARCRAFT’S lovechild!