poppypicklesticks:
“ yogaboi:
“ I told all of you now let’s leave the poor kid alone
”
20 bucks says all those thirsty witches will just start saying “you haven’t met the right woman yet” or just start sending him homophobic shit
”
He has nice hair.

poppypicklesticks:

yogaboi:

I told all of you now let’s leave the poor kid alone

20 bucks says all those thirsty witches will just start saying “you haven’t met the right woman yet” or just start sending him homophobic shit

He has nice hair.

zodiacmind:
“Fun facts about your sign here
”

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

peachwesker:

PLEASE WATCH THIS

You play D&D? I seriously doubt that. I bet you don't even know what dice are.
Anonymous

rabbitrecycle:

puffoflogic:

sublimesublemon:

deducecanoe:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

rabbitrecycle:

Wait wait wait so you’re telling me

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That these things aren’t elaborately shaped slightly mathematical candies?

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I’m still gunna check

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shit

AS WE ALL KNOW, WE WOMEN CANNOT UNDERSTAND COMPLICATED THINGS LIKE DICE

ONLY MANLY MEN KNOW WHAT DICE ARE

SOME OF THEM HAVE AS MANY AS TWENTY SIDES. HOW CAN WE UNDERSTAND TWENTY SIDES?

twenty sides and not one single one is a stove or ironing board

This is amazing

The fact that this post is still alive and kicking is hysterical

It would have been funnier if she actually used candy dice for the sake of a joke

http://dicecandies.com/

 - Mike the Marionette

A recoding I did based off of this post

fierceawakening:
“ turbochargedhysterics:
“ deanisanactualprincess:
“ dontkillbirds:
“ miau-is-me:
“ luvr4photography:
“ radiogrimshaw:
“ annathemoony:
“ soupnbananaz:
“  littleartemis:
“  radiogrimshaw:
“  radiogrimshaw:
“  ten inch dick aka longer...

fierceawakening:

turbochargedhysterics:

deanisanactualprincess:

dontkillbirds:

miau-is-me:

luvr4photography:

radiogrimshaw:

annathemoony:

soupnbananaz:

littleartemis:

radiogrimshaw:

radiogrimshaw:

ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm

i know there are some writers who follow me

please

take note

I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.

So writers, take note.

jesus h. christ

I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.

Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.

Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.

A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.

So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.

This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.

Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

ive learned a lot today omg

i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this

#huge dicks are like communism

I reblogged this yesterday but I just have to reblogg again for ^

#huge dicks are like communism

can someone please put that on a shirt

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there is nothing about this post that is not hilarious oh my god

yuki-menoko:

puniper:

imagine playing in the miiverse stage and seeing “damn luigi is hot” floating in the background

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Can someone punch pauly?
One: for use of “y” instead of “why”
Two: For calling Samus metroid

Also, Samus can’t crawl because they couldn’t animate it on the NES so they added the morph ball as a solution. Also, she is basically in the fetal position in the morph ball. It’s not that impressive.

tennants-hair:

do u ever see a blue crayon and you pick it up and start colouring the sky or the sea

and it’s fucking purple

Do you love the colour of the sky?

radiohosts:

Penis and XY required to be man? False.

Only things required to be a man are:image

It really bothers me that river isn’t blue and fire isn’t red.

azula-griffon:
“bewilden:
“ fileformat:
“ how are these people not dead
”
Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die
”
If that person were cutting, the...

azula-griffon:

bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

If that person were cutting, the tumblr reactions wouldn’t be this way..

Addictions are addictions. They’re serious and bad for you, and I absolutely hate it when I see people taking addictions like pica and turning them into some kind of joke. People don’t take it seriously enough, they just categorize those people as “weird” and “crazy”, and it’s rude as all hell. *grumpy bird noises*

What’s worse is that some addicts are treated as criminals despite the fact that addiction is an illness. Hell, in one european country, I odn’t remember which but you can look it up, they proved that treating addicts like patients rather than criminals is not only cheaper, but also helps bring crime down a lot because the people get the help they need.