theotherwesley:

on my way to steal your garden veggies 

@kilalabunnies

cibee:

when someone sends hate messages

thesnadger:

I’ve figured out why PTA Sans is so perfect.

Canon Sans is always smiling. Always. Regardless of whether he’s making a dumb joke or literally telling you that you should be burning in hell.

Sans is the ultimate passive-aggressive soccer mom.

nyxalecto:

mute frisk is important 👍✨

(translation: nice to meet you! you, me, date? *wiggles eyebrows*)

Beware the one who peaks in hands

What the fuck is going on about

There are people in my college biology class that did not know that don’t actually pee out of your vagina. When the professor asked the class if you can get pregnant if you go to the bathroom after having sex and a half the portion said no.

angelus80:

cakeandrevolution:

bigmamagumbo:

torios:

melodytruong:

“Circle softs”

“Dishy squishers”

“Spongie toughies”

Target what the sweet hell????

PUFFY FLUFFS

Did their marketing department hire Aziz Ansari?

Yes.

Things that involve blood of course. Maybe you work as a butcher. Maybe you get nose bleeds easily. Maybe a thing that involves blood happens frequently. I think clothes that can’t be stained by blood would be very useful.

There should be a fabric that can’t be stained by blood. Clothes made of that material would be so useful

ryukodragon:

You’re as bad as your mother, Frisk.