my darkest secret
I’M GONNA HEAD CANON THIS IS MY FAULT AND I DO NOT APOLOGIZE
IT IS 100% ACCURATE THAT THIS IS YOUR FAULT
Does that make sketchy bad blood?
gerryduggan’s writing is a gift.
O.O
Oh my god what even is happening
Is that deadpoos hand? If so, then this makes perfect sense.
Okay so I want to talk about this.
I was at work the other night, going through a booger cart (a cart of stuff that was found in the wrong place in the store), when I came across this
My first thought was “hey, they made a Spider-Girl action figure! That’s pretty cool!” And then I looked closer, and realized that no, the packaging still said “Spider-Man” on it. So I looked closer.
This is a Barbie that someone painted to look like Spider-Man. The head isn’t the original Barbie head, though — it’s made of wood and replaces the original head, which would have been the wrong shape. They then took this, new, dummy Spider-Man, grabbed the box for the actual Spider-Man toy off the shelf, and swapped them out. As my friend (who took the picture since he was off the clock when I found this) put it: They Indiana Jones’d us.
Now, just as a frame of reference here: the stolen Spider-Man was an Ultimate Spider-Man action figure from the Titan Heroes line. Where I work, they retail at $7.88, but they range between that and about twelve bucks, depending on where you buy it from. The Spider-Barbie? Well, the doll alone is in the same price range, not to mention the cost of paint, the materials to make the new head, etc. Even if the shoplifter had all that stuff already (which is possible), the amount of time that went into that wasn’t insignificant. Honestly, buying it would probably have been easier and cheaper.
I mean, there’s shoplifting, then there’s this. I mean, honestly, this is just impressive. Whoever did this, hats off to you. You deserve the Spider-Man action figure.
You left us with the cooler one anyway.
It’s nice to know there’s someone who understands it’s not about getting or gaining, but just having fun when it comes to stealing.
No Sliver, but we do get Shadow.
And let me guess, we’re given no explanation about his backstory in this universe.
…*Sigh* Alright then.
Why would we? He’s not even a playable character.
Sonic’s backstory is more vague than Shadows. We don’t even know who Sonics parents are.
I mean, Shadow is by far my favorite character and I appreciate his back story more than most I think. But this game isn’t about him, so the narrative shouldn’t shoehorn his past when it doesn’t impact the plot.
True but if that’s the case, why even put him in the game in the first place?
Shadow has amnesia, a big cliche for a mysterious backstory.
How is sonics worse?
if i had the money i'd buy this game. play through it normally and see how easily you can glitch it...without even trying...
If I ever find this game for a really cheap price I might play it myself (keyword “might”), but then again curiosity killed the cat.
The full phrase is
Curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back
Maia: There is a map that reveals the location of all the crystals.
Sonic: Where is it?
Maia: Not where. When. It disappeared long ago. But this machine can transport you to a time before it vanished.
Time travel?
Oh no this really is Sonic 06 all over again! Everybody run! Sliver might show up any minute!
i like that they on’t even realize “Oh, you are taking us to the map right before it mysteriously disappeared so we can get it before it vanishes!”
It’s like FFFFFF
It disappears because you take it to the future!
bleu:
look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my s***.
Im in love with Chris Pratt
I am so glad this guy is guarding our galaxy
