where are you people coming from?

isquirtmilkfrommyeye:
“ My parents came over to my house to visit and they brought their friends 9 year old son with them. My mom said “Show him your game room. That’s like every little boys dream.” So we all walk into the game room and his eyes get...

isquirtmilkfrommyeye:

My parents came over to my house to visit and they brought their friends 9 year old son with them. My mom said “Show him your game room. That’s like every little boys dream.” So we all walk into the game room and his eyes get really big and he says: “Wooow! You have an Xbox?!”

It’s not even plugged in! I forgot it was even there.

I’m more impressed that he has a power glove.

noobtheloser:

If you take anything away from this, let it be a better understanding of liability insurance. 

I do a lot of these.
So do other people.

jitterbugjive:

“Some people don’t feel that way, therefor no one should.”

I hate this logic so much.

rebornica:

fazbearcorporate:

{While I’m OOC, have this audio thing I made.  I have a serious lack of decent equipment, so this was done in Audacity using my laptop’s microphone.  Still…it’s rare that I can listen to my own voice and not vomit (much more so when it’s my voice three times over), so I’m pretty proud of this. Comic by rebornica, natch}

IM DYING

OH MY FUCKING GOD

changemodomega:

And then Morlun gives up and gets the fuck out of the newspaper strip universe.

fyeahgameglitches:

Start an aesthetics blog and have nothing on it except this video.

Darn it... I wanted to be Jesus. Then I could turn my enemies into wine.

only 75% wine.

Also, to turn wine into  water, you would probably need to get some antichrist. Take that overly religious AA members!