orcaspanielmermaids:

poppypicklesticks:

littleasianflower:

thebitterfrenchcanadian:

redeyemaniac:

By the “not all men” logic, Russian Roulette is a perfectly safe game to play. Sure, one of the chambers has a bullet in it…

but not all chambers

How does this post have so many notes I’m in hell

because this website is hell

Feminists use the same logic as 

People who say its russian roulette to say not all muslims are terrorists or that not all gay men are pedophiles or all black men are murderers 

Interesting. 

Comparing the entirety of men to Russian Roulette: when the M&M bullshit saying just isn’t edgy enough, for you!

No groupe is 100% one thing. This is because everyone is an individual. The proper term is “most x” if it’s a majority and “many x” if it’s just some.

remember, the only absolute in the world is that there are no absolutes.

jitterbugjive:

I open the ask box for Dissy and get 100 asks in 10 minutes

Master opens ask box and he gets

…6 asks

GUYS SERIOUSLY YOU EVEN GOT A PROMPT.

It’s not about how many asks someone gets, but how many they can actually use.

putuksstuff:
“suppermariobroth:
“ Illustration from NF Magazine, featuring Major Burrows from the Super Mario Galaxy games.
”
Drill Sonic and Boney delight me.
”
Link, stop getting distracted by money!

putuksstuff:

suppermariobroth:

Illustration from NF Magazine, featuring Major Burrows from the Super Mario Galaxy games.

Drill Sonic and Boney delight me.

Link, stop getting distracted by money!

jitterbugjive:

“if people get it wrong, I’ll correct them once, and go on with my life, if they prefer to call me female, as long as they are respectful, why not?”

Gee, maybe it’s because you don’t have gender dysphoria?

Ever think of that?

I can’t believe I’m saying this but holy shit check your privileges.

When someone KNOWS someone elses gender and still continues to call them the wrong thing on purpose, it can’t be in a respectful way.
Because they are basically saying “I don’t care who you really are, I’m still going by how I see you” which is very disrespectful.

rebornica:

Go get em, Chica

Was that a pun?
You pizza shit, was that a fucking pun?

zodiacmind:
“Fun facts about your sign here
”

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

Hopefully it works this time but join me as I hopeully piss my pants.

lizzymodblog:

conspicuouslad:

lizzymodblog:

I pickpocketed a wallet with several thousand euros inside.

I gave it to a charity for cancer studies.

The people inside called me an altruist.

You work hard to stay at neutral Karma, don’t you?

It’s one of my many talents.

Karma is an actual belief where what you do comes back to you, not just a fallout thing. Neutral karma means the universe will just fuck off and let you go about your life as opposed to helping or harming you.

quietlyexhale:

fvckspace:

abbygubler:

repeat after me:

there are white people suffering in the world

but the white people who are suffering are not suffering because they are white

And what are the facts and sources on this?

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Well, originally when the colonies were founded, the first slaves were people who were in a lot of debt in Europe. They were “indentured servants” which means they are slaves for a set amount of time to pay off their debt.

the first slaves in america were white.

http://www.ushistory.org/us/5b.asp