Silver Tongue

yourdndstories:

<Later, standing over grave with remaining party members> There is nothing I could have done. 

nutwit2:
“ polygonfighter:
“ ihatejonarbuckle:
“ nhaingen:
“ ihatejonarbuckle:
“ He has been weakened.
”
succumb to the grain
”
reblog to add a grain of rice
”
Reblog to add 100 lb of rice
”
reblog to cook the rice
”
@scotchtapeofficial

nutwit2:

polygonfighter:

ihatejonarbuckle:

nhaingen:

ihatejonarbuckle:

He has been weakened.

succumb to the grain

reblog to add a grain of rice

Reblog to add 100 lb of rice

reblog to cook the rice

@scotchtapeofficial

nosferatulovemachine:
“ My in-game boyfriend almost catcalled a fucking assaultron
”
can’t spell assault-tron without ass, which they got.

nosferatulovemachine:

My in-game boyfriend almost catcalled a fucking assaultron

can’t spell assault-tron without ass, which they got.

Some Undertale-themed asks:
Flowey: When meeting Flowey for the first time, did you run into the bullets or did you avoid them?
Papyrus: What was the first ending you got, and did you have to start over for the True Pacifist ending?
Asgore: In the neutral ending, did you try to spare Asgore? What about Flowey?
Chara: Have you done a No Mercy run? Do you plan to?
Mettaton: What did you write for Mettaton's essay?
Alphys: Which character do you identify with the most?
Toriel: Cinnamon or butterscotch?
Muffet: Hardest/most fun heart color to fight in?
Monster kid: If you were an enemy in the game, what would your text box say?
Napstablook: Would you smooch a ghost?
Undyne: Which monster would you want to be friends with the most?
Dummy: Something you wish we had more of in the game?
Gaster: Are you into lore theories?
Annoying Dog: Favourite music track?
Sans: One quote that stuck with you the most?
Frisk: Out of the seven colored human souls, which one defines you best?
Asriel: Do you believe everyone can be a great person if they try?
Temmie: hOI!!!!!!

seagender:

straight people are so fucking wild today my coworker informed me that cafés are for women and bars are for men and her husband refuses to enter starbucks in case they think hes gay ?? whats up next in Incredibly Unnecessary Gendering

protom-lad:
“ crisis-omega:
“  So my mum decided to change all the lights on the ground floor to bright red because it’s more “festive”.
This is now the view I’m greeted with whenever I go downstairs…
”
When did Kojima get the job to direct your...

protom-lad:

crisis-omega:

So my mum decided to change all the lights on the ground floor to bright red because it’s more “festive”.

This is now the view I’m greeted with whenever I go downstairs…

When did Kojima get the job to direct your house

Is del Toro attached

204863

transboytemmie:

proudblackconservative:

leontyping:

imminent-death-syndrome:

RUN BRO

‘He ignored me so I broke his stuff and now he’s ignoring me AGAIN???? WHY HAPPEN??!“
But seriously this seems abusive to me.

“Seems abusive”? It’s absolutely abusive. Imagine if it was a guy posting pictures of how he destroyed all of his girlfriend’s make up or clothes or smashed her phone/computer because “she wasn’t paying enough attention to me”. He’d be crucified.

this shit is litterally gross??? dont fucking do this, this is abusive

Dump her. Run far away. She is a terrible person. Also, maybe sue her for destruction of personal property.

we-are-the-crystal-gays:

this thing is fucking great holy shit

nyublackneko:

MEGALOVANIA INTENSIFIES!!!! ….with a hint of sadness. D: