unfriendlybitch:

sperm don’t become babies

Undertale is going up against Super Mario World in the best game ever contest. The gamefaqs community is too clouded by nostalgia and their heads are way to far up their asses. Prove them wrong.

deviantartwhy:

….

thedarkoneswan:

#It’s funny because Merlin used to be a tree

bookhorse:

Times of Strife by AssasinMonkey

iwishihadafather:

micdotcom:

stylemic:

Lego just solved literally the only bad thing about Lego.

Follow @stylemic​

Fi … nah … lly.

Just wear regular slippers? Why are people so stupid?????

Regular slippers have no power. To defeat a lego, you must think like a lego.

terriamon:

benepla:

terriamon:

employee fistfights in walmart are a lot more deadly because the employees know the terrain and what they can use to their advantage

customer fistfights in walmart are a lot more destructive because customers dont care about what they destroy to reach their goals

what about employee v. customer fistfights

an unstoppable force meets an immovable object

@rosexknight

thatgaywolf:

pepsigem:

pepsigem:

We have a lot of work to do if we can beat SMW!  

We’re making GameFAQs users mad again with people calling for Anti-Undertale Rallies and complaining how Undertale is ruining the contest!

Come on y’all, let’s show them how good Undertale is and stay determined!

see

WILL DO

trebled-negrita-princess:

onyxslaughterhaus:

loptrcoptr:

kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:

bradmajors:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

josswhedons-twittermantrum:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ohgodhesloose:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cakelikeowen:

zooophagous:

masterkittens:

Saying you child is your “kid” is an insult to goats everywhere.

I’ll insult moms everywhere. Fight me Pam.

Fuck you, Barbara 

You want to do this now, Helen?

Oh it is on Brenda

Eight o clock after the PTA meeting, Joan

Uhm, my kids will be going to bed at 8, Sandy, because unlike SOME mothers I put my children to bed at a responsible time!

Don’t you bring my kids into this, Janet

You’re right Sandy, we shouldn’t bring your C- average kids into this. We should, however, bring your 2013 Honda Odyssey that reeks of failure and cigarettes from your midnight affairs with the mail man.

At least I have a man touching me, unlike SOMEONE I know. When was the last time Frank so much as looked at you, Jackie?

C-Carol, you’ve gone t-t-too far!

NONE OF YOU ARE INVITED TO THE CASSEROLE POTLUCK! That includes you, Cynthia…

Oh Cassie, we all know you don’t really mean that.

phoenixwillowwolf:

brain-food:

This has been my thanksgiving.

This is the true meaning of the holiday.