Silver Tongue

ciaobirdie:

touphant:

babbityrabity:

OMG

@swqadie

OMG they’re so little

JOURNAL ENTRY 01 :

askskelebros:

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*Another human arrived. Somehow they seem different than the ones I’ve seen come out of the ruins before. They weren’t stained in dust. That woman was lucky, if it had been any other case, I’m not sure what I would do. But a promise is a promise. We’ll see how things go.

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*Things are going smoothly so far. They’ve been kind to Papyrus and I. They haven’t lifted their finger at any of the other monsters. Maybe humans aren’t all the same after all. Still, there’s determination in their eyes like the others that concerns me. They’re powerful, whether they know it or not. I’m just glad that they’re putting that power to good use.

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*They even got Undyne to falter and put down her spear. This kid isn’t bad. I guess Papyrus pushed for it and they became friends. Undyne letting a human go, who would have known she’d be capable of something like that?

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*Looks like they finally got to hotlands. Still surprised they’ve made it this far remaining a pacifist. Plenty of monsters know that the king needs a last human soul. Everyone is urging to get it to him. 

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*Even Alphys’s puzzles aren’t an issue for them. Looks like they get along pretty well too, even when Alphys was lying to them that entire time. I’m excited to see what other feats they’ll be able to pull off. But soon they’ll have to face the king. I don’t know if he can put a kind human soul aside in comparison to all the monsters that have been trapped here for eras.

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*The king killed them.

PART 1 / PART 2 / PART 3 / PART 4 / PART 5 / PART 6 / PART 7 / PART 8 / PART 9 / PART 10 / PART 11 /

man2saveus:

hey lets play how hot is that character

newtscarf:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

ambris-art:

shadowdragonprincess:

seventhelement:

leembutt:

sandandglass:

Russell Howard’s Good News s10e06

Are Christians even trying anymore

what the FUCK

This is starting to look more and more like we’re going to have a modern crusade.

This makes me ill

ridiculouscake:

How fucked up would it be if humans actually got nosebleeds whenever they were aroused or some shit? Strip clubs would be covered in blood. You could take a blood sample by just showing some guy a pair of tits. A form of torture or execution could just be showing someone porn over and over until they die of blood loss.

I think if that were to happen, there would be less stigma against tampons and they could be bought in any restroom.

rosexknight:

legend-of-sora:

jhameia:

velocicrafter:

weloveshortvideos:

He actually told the time

HOW did the parent not die laughing immediately!?

OMG HE ACTUALLY TOLD THE TIME

At first I was just like- why is everyone so impressed that someone knew how to read a clock?

And then I got it.

I will never not reblog this.

powerburial:
“ ah, yes the gentle loner who occasionally unleashed violent acts towards neighbors and women he knew
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powerburial:

ah, yes the gentle loner who occasionally unleashed violent acts towards neighbors and women  he knew