spazztastic-muffin:

suminerdko:

fgsshinyhoard:

Samus Aran amiibos can open the ticket barriers of Moscow Vyacheslav train station, without needing a ticket.

This is due to an oddly specific RFID in the amiibo that just syncs up correctly enough to the train station’s own reader.  But what I like to say the real reason for this is

Samus don’t need no fucking authorisation so FUCK YOU ADAM

FUCK YOU AND YOUR DEAD MILITARY ASS BITCH I DON’T NEED NO AUTHORISATION

I’M FUCKING SAMUS

“Any objections, Putin?”

Can’t believe that Samus’ scan visor does unlock irl stuff.

how did someone even find this out. ‘fuck no ticket, let me in samus’

galacticginyu:

babylonian:

one of the tumblr app’s greatest features is how i’ll switch to another app and it’ll all of a sudden start randomly playing a “Two Minutes of Toad Screaming” audiopost i reblogged a week ago for no reason and won’t stop no matter what even if i close the fucking tumblr app

finally, tumblr is doing something right 

@staff is this a bug or a feature?

a-undertale-fan:

pig-demon:

i kinda like the hc of sans having no chill when it comes to sexy robots that sneak into your house to seduce your brother.

GET DUNKED ON

sansualized:

sansualized:

hey guys i found a human version of sans 

wuffleton:

Sister: If I bleach my face, will my acne go away?
Me: If I bleach my stomach will my problems go away?
Sister: I mean they would, but I thought you were going to say ass.
Me: Why would you bleach your asshole?? Like a butthole is a butthole?!
Sister: ASSthetic
Me: *hysterical laughter*

This marvelous shitpost brought to you by @hella-classy

sulfurado:

I really like burgerpants. Shame he has to smuggle burgers across the border.

hamiltonshorn:

snail-speed:

When you see a dumbass post on your dash with misinformation about history

@madtomedgar

commandersheena:

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

please do not order a lettuce wrap and then complain about the lack of bread

madmaudlingoes:

true-scorpio16:

when your teacher writes OK on a question that was clearly not what they were looking for but was undeniably correct all I can think about is them doing this while grading 

As a teacher, I can confirm this is accurate.