Samus Aran amiibos can open the ticket barriers of Moscow Vyacheslav train station, without needing a ticket.
This is due to an oddly specific RFID in the amiibo that just syncs up correctly enough to the train station’s own reader. But what I like to say the real reason for this is
Samus don’t need no fucking authorisation so FUCK YOU ADAM
FUCK YOU AND YOUR DEAD MILITARY ASS BITCH I DON’T NEED NO AUTHORISATION
I’M FUCKING SAMUS
“Any objections, Putin?”
Can’t believe that Samus’ scan visor does unlock irl stuff.
how did someone even find this out. ‘fuck no ticket, let me in samus’
one of the tumblr app’s greatest features is how i’ll switch to another app and it’ll all of a sudden start randomly playing a “Two Minutes of Toad Screaming” audiopost i reblogged a week ago for no reason and won’t stop no matter what even if i close the fucking tumblr app
Sister: If I bleach my face, will my acne go away?
Me: If I bleach my stomach will my problems go away?
Sister: I mean they would, but I thought you were going to say ass.
Me: Why would you bleach your asshole?? Like a butthole is a butthole?!
Sister: ASSthetic
Me: *hysterical laughter*
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when your teacher writes OK on a question that was clearly not what they were looking for but was undeniably correct all I can think about is them doing this while grading
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.