Silver Tongue

surprisebitch:

now this is true friendship

Shoot both my legs and I can shoot both your legs and we can have 40 million

Describe your life in two words

scraps-is-busy:

ambris-art:

mrkenyon:

the-chibster:

mii-makes-art:

trashtierhyena:

equilateralwaffle:

sushinfood:

mosstato:

mini-ton:

noiseycrow:

warrior-of-knowledge:

djinnwolves:

nyxxi:

bronamicode:

gaybrofart:

craggs13:

I’m late

Oh fuck

my bad

Oh well

It’s Alright

This blows

fuck off

sad smol

Easily replaceable.

An adventure.

uh oh

y god

its different

Why me

Huh, interesting.

[screaming internally]

Parental Issues

god dammit

Elrond: So you know that ring you just cut off Sauron's finger? You should probably throw it in the volcano, which is right here.
Isildur: How about no.
...
Elrond: Ok look that's definitely Sauron and he's definitely coming back, let's go do something about it.
Saruman: Or you could take Galadriel home and let me handle this.
...
Elrond: Welcome to the Council of Elrond.
Elrond: EVERYONE SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP
Elrond: WE ARE DEFINITELY DOING THE DESTROYING THE RING THING THIS TIME
Elrond: NO EXCUSES
lennythereviewer:
“ “Wanna hear a joke?”
“My ex-wife still misses me… BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN’ BETTER!”
“….HER AIM IS GETTIN’ BETTER!”
“….HER AIM IS GETTIN’ BETTER!”
“…It’s funny because marriage is terrible” ”
But her aim is getting better

lennythereviewer:

“Wanna hear a joke?”

“My ex-wife still misses me… BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN’ BETTER!”

“….HER AIM IS GETTIN’ BETTER!”

“….HER AIM IS GETTIN’ BETTER!”

“…It’s funny because marriage is terrible”

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But her aim is getting better

rupelover:
“ justlookatthosesausages:
“ oh my gods the SFX secret actually is so ridiculous i can’t stop laughing
”
oh my god. this is so freaking cool and hilarious.
”

rupelover:

justlookatthosesausages:

oh my gods the SFX secret actually is so ridiculous i can’t stop laughing

oh my god. this is so freaking cool and hilarious.

jwblogofrandomness:
“ I never knew how much I needed this gif till now.
Now we just need a gif of Mickey interacting with Daffy as a companion piece.
”
THis bothers me so much

jwblogofrandomness:

I never knew how much I needed this gif till now.

Now we just need a gif of Mickey interacting with Daffy as a companion piece.

THis bothers me so much

realestmatt:

salty-nigga-senpai:

The shortest LP in Zaibatsu history (unfortunately).

I’m still alive!

No one ever remembers the Wild Guns, Streets of Rage, or BattleClash LPs…

I remember. I listen to them while I’m on deliveries at work.

kitteneyejo:

kitteneyejo:

tentaclecuddles:

someone draw this but with papyrus

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im on it chief

this took me too long but It’s Here

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The Difference between Weeaboos and Anime Fans

smalltown-machiavellian:

Weeaboo: “Anime is the greatest thing to ever graze humanity. It is a testament to the superiority of japanese culture, and anyone who questions that is a baka gaijin who wouldn’t know high art if it bit him in the back!!1!”

Anime Fan:  

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