prismatic-bell:

HERE’S THE THING THOUGH

I used to work for a call center and I was doing a political survey and I called this number that was randomly generated for me and the way our system worked was voice-activated so when the other person said hello you’d get connected to them, so I just launch right into my “Harvard University and NPR blah blah blah” thing and then there’s this long pause and I think the person’s hung up even though I didn’t hear a click

And then I hear “you shouldn’t be able to call this number.”

So I apologize and go into the preset spiel about because we aren’t selling anything, etc. etc. and the answer I get is

“No, I know that. What I mean is that it should be impossible for you to call this number, and I need to know how you got it.”

I explain that it’s randomly generated and I’m very sorry for bothering him, and go to hang up. And before I can click terminate, I hear:

“Ma’am, this is a matter of national security.”

I accidentally called the director of the FBI.

My job got investigated because a computer randomly spit out a number to the Pentagon.

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

sextspert:

Scenario 1: she picks the gun. She points it at the killer, pulls the trigger, discovers the gun is empty. Killer probably laughs for a couple seconds and stabs her in the chest and she’s fucking dead.

Scenario 2: she picks any of the knives. The killer is probably more skilled in fighting than she is, so he comes closer and slits her throat and she’s fucking dead

Scenario 3: she picks the grenade. A fucking grenade. Pulls out the pin, the damn thing explodes and now they’re both fucking dead.

Scenario 4: she picks the banana. Now let me tell you why the banana is the best choice of all. She can eat it for extra energy so she can run away from the psycho holding a knife standing in the middle of her kitchen. It’s not all lost because she’s still got the peel: she can pull a mario cart and throw that shit right on the floor. The killer steps on the peel, slips and hits his head on the counter. Now she’s all pumped up on adrenaline and sugar from the banana so she can do some squats or whatever

scraps-is-busy:

How much pocket lint? 

Factory X Sir Lintsalot otp

hoofprint-is-spooky:

soundphase:

I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS SCENE POSTED IN VID FORMAT YET SO

Excuse me while I make plans to watch this show.

Not a fan of robotniks design (or knuckles for that matter) and amy is annoying as usual but this sonic is actually relatable

rebornica:

that puppet dude scares me more than the animatronics

That’s because animatronics are supposed to move on their own. Marionettes need someone pulling the strings.

I discovered this and asked hoofprint-is-spooky what an interaction between Static and Orion would look like.

Let’s say there’s this person who works at their job. Now, imagine the someone took a picture of them and posted it on the internet without them knowing because they were attractive. Now the person gets a shit ton of messages asking people to fuck them despite the person already being in a committed relationship. Now people are actively looking for the person. The person has had to change their phone number many times but other people just keep coming to them.

Who would you consider to be the bad person? The worker who does not want a bunch of people stalking and harassing them or the other people who torment him to no end.

Oops, I let it slip that it was a guy I was taking about.