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EVERY TIME SOMEONE BRINGS UP THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA I GET SO ANGRY.
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but why
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Because it got burned....

ultrafacts:

aussietory:

third-way-is-best-way:

tuxedoandex:

kvotheunkvothe:

ultrafacts:

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EVERY TIME SOMEONE BRINGS UP THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA I GET SO ANGRY.

but why

Because it got burned. All of that knowledge, lost forever.

The library was destroyed over 1000’s of years ago. The library consisted of thousands of scrolls and books about mathematics, engineering, physiology, geography, blueprints, medicine, plays, & important scriptures. Thinkers from all over the Mediterranean used to come to Alexandria to study.Most of the major work of civilization up until that point was lost. If the library still survived till this day, society may have been more advanced and we would sure know more about the ancient world.

freaky-pixie:

kairibloodheart:

gwaindrifter:

You know everyone is clamoring for Disney to go back to 2D animation, but what about Dreamworks?

I mean

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This shit

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was beautiful.

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Every big animation studio needs to be doing 2D AND 3D animation

Every big animation studio needs to be doing 2D AND 3D animation. Preach

Every big animation studio needs to be doing 2D AND 3D animation. Preach

pokemon throughout life

Elementaryschool: Fuck yeah, pokemon! My eevee will OWN YOU!

Middleschool: Huh? I-I don’t play pokemon… *hides gameboy advanced*

Highschool: Fuck yeah, pokemon! My pachurisu will OWN YOU!

Post Highschool: Fuck yeah, pokemon! My snivy will OWN YOU!

rebornica:

muffinninjafairy:

Timmy Trumpet ft. Savage - Freaks [Full Version]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

finch-wing:

This can only end in disaster

I’m having way too much fun with these

willisninety-six:

apollo-the-stray:

ravenclawcore:

tabbybeard:

too bad he got fired immediately after doing this

DAMN. 

He didn’t just bite the hand of Fox News. He cannibalized everything and left the brain as he found it inedible. Jesus fuckdamn christ.

Can’t believe it’s gotten so bad that I’m agreeing with a Fox News segment.

aaaaand here’s the perfect reason why I didn’t vote at all this week.

There’s just no real difference between Republicans and Democrats. For regular citizens who identify with either party? Sure, but for Congressmen? No. There is none.
Both parties will talk about major differences, sure, but once they’re elected they have exactly 0 incentive to actually work on and accomplish things. They’re getting paid either way. Congress had a 5% approval rating and we STILL let them get away with this. They know we’ve just accepted them as a mess, it won’t ever change.

I’m not mad that the Republicans now have the most seats in the House and Senate, because even with a Democratic majority Senate, nothing got done. It’s not like the Republican majority is a huge one anyways, it’s literally only a few more of them. So it will still be a dysfunctional mess and always will be.

This man got it spot on and he was clearly not joking around.


Too bad it’s illegal to speak out against the government in a country that founded itself by revolting against an oppressive government… Despite the fact that the taxes that lead to the revolution were completely warranted due to the fact that they helped us out of a war against frances colonies(now canada)

shoresoftheshadowlands:

aperfectillusion:

lettersfromdua:

aperfectillusion:

Step 1: Go someplace public with your laptop.

Step 2: Click HERE

Step 3: Press f11

Step 4: Start typing frantically.

Step 5: Make sure other people see your screen.

Step 6: ???????

Step 7: Profit

it helps if you roll your neck a few times, grunt and crack your knuckles. Trust me. 

 This has 80 thousand notes?!?!

THIS IS WAY MORE ENTERTAINING THAN IT SHOULD BE

Wear a jacked with a large collar and a baseball cap too. Like you’re trying to hide your identity from cameras but not people.

mabeltree:

“Guy who feeds the mob boss, & has bad timing, but his bomb ass cooking skills makes up for it.”

the-paradox-machine:

troyler-phanaye:

letsstickwithsam:

the-more-u-know:

lydiallama:

perchu:

shslvalkyrie:

What a time to be alive.

aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING ON EACH FUCKING OREO AND THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE, GIVE US THIS MUCH POWER THE ICING WILL BE SO UNEASILY SPLIT UP THAT WE WILL HAVE LIKE 20 COOKIES LEFT AND NO FUCKING ICING LEFT. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT DESTROY SOCIETY AND TOPPLES THE GOVERNMENT. THIS IS TRYING TO SPARK GREED AND LUST AND GLUTTONY INTO THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE, THIS IS FUCKING EVIL DONT BUY INTO THIS SHIT. FUCK THIS,AND  FUCK YOU MOREOS

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ok but are we all just pretending that this wouldnt happen

I almost didnt reblog but I started laughing so hard at the drawing posted under it I couldnt pass it up. 

omg it’s the real post, it exists! life complete

We shouldn’t have the power

An artifact!!

By the nine, I have only heard of this post in legend, only seen it in screenshots as though it were an unconfirmed myth like sasquach and loch ness monster.

And yet I stand here now, my eyes locked on the post that has inspired an entire generation. Truly, you are a hero of legend and myth mr. moreos guy.

Lets talk about Po for a minute.

godholdsmyheart15:

This is Po from Kung Fu Panda.image

He is literally an overweightimage

Fanboyimage

Who works at a fast food restaurantimage

With the worst luckimage

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And yet becomes

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This badassimage

Dragon Warrior
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Who still actsimage

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Himselfimage

Who still hates hikingimage

And stairsimage

He uses his fatimage

To his advantageimage

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His tragic pastimage

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This has been a Po appreciation post.