Silver Tongue
Favorite Undertale song?

fallska:

just curious, put your answers in the tags

britcub:
“ coolfatcat:
“ Well that’s good news
”
That Beluga Whale is fucking ripped bro
”
Bro, you need to read the artical

britcub:

coolfatcat:

Well that’s good news

That Beluga Whale is fucking ripped bro

Bro, you need to read the artical

thischick25:

funnyboy:

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This is one of those things that will get funnier the older it gets.

I really don't believe in fictionkin. I believe they have some sort of disorder and need to seek psychiatric help.

deyogee:

touzoku-ou-bakura:

deyogee:

touzoku-ou-bakura:

deyogee-deactivated20190228:

Honestly, this is all nonoffensive to me- it’s a common argument, and fallacious at best, and to some, it can destroy their feelings, but not me.

It’s only human to mock those you don’t understand- sad, but true. While of course swaying me is impossible and mocking me is possible because you do not understand and possibly fear those who go beyond the limits of your own imagination, disagreement, is inevitable. I expect people to disagree and I expected criticism if not downright cruelty, like this.

I respect your disagreement, I respect your experiences that led to your disagreement, I respect your opinion and you as people, so I will not get mad or attack you in return.

Just know we will agree to disagree and go from there. ^^

Just, in the future, try not to drag those with disabilities under the bus to disagree with beliefs, okay?

I’m not mocking you because you’re disabled.

I’m mocking you because you’re fucking insane. 

Once again, I expected this type of cruelty, so I am not going to attack you in return nor get defensive or try to ad hominem or red herring you.

I wish people would not mock and label those whose paradigms differ and bust consensus reality paradigms, but that is not so.

We have wildly different paradigms, so of course I seem insane to you. It’s not something I never expected to encounter in my life, and as I have dealt with it for a long time, I’d like to say I understand the mindset you are coming from and I do not take it personally. ^^

I am not even going to try to correct you on my sanity, as my identity is based on a spiritual belief, so don’t worry. Your mindset seems right to you, as you have gained that through your own life and experiences- but my mindset also has been gained through my life and my experiences, and I would like to ask you respect me in return like I am respecting you.

Let’s agree to disagree and go from there ok?

Do you understand that you’re playing pretend? Are you so desperate for attention that you will make yourself unique in any way you can, by pretending to be a yu-gi-oh character, just to get that attention? Or are you actually just so autistic that you’re 32 years old and still live on your parent’s support and never leave the house?

This is exactly why I say they need to seek psychiatric help. It’s some serious delusions.

deyogee:

deyogee:

i am weatherkin i am raindropkin 

do you remember a time when furries were the worst thing on the internet

Pfffft.

Remember when sonic was the worst thing on the internet?

:T

terrisk:

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nintendo of america please stop

NO, don’t stop!
Keep doing what you’re doing! Just DO IT!

stalkingyermom:

obeselatina:

fucking hell

Kidnapper: I have your son.
Mother: [talking loudly] Let me talk to him please.
Kidnapper: [holds the phone]
Mother: [Shouting] TE DIJE QUE LAVARAS LOS PLATOS, ES UN COCHINERO. (I told you to do the dishes, this is a mess!)

if the IRS calls you, it’s NOT the IRS

zaflikescreepydolls:

airagorncharda:

Today I got called by someone claiming to be the IRS. They left three identical automated voicemail messages before I woke up, telling me that I needed to call them immediately and that it was urgent. 

Upon calling them at the number they gave, I was told that due to some mistakes with my taxes there was a WARRANT FOR MY ARREST, and that if the matter was not solved DURING THAT PHONE CALL, police officers would come ARREST ME AT MY HOUSE in 30-35 minutes. 

They used a bunch of scare tactics and sounded fairly convincing. 

I told them I was going to verify with the police, hung up, and called the local police. Before I got out more than “Someone called me claiming to be the IRS–” the police officer said “Oh that’s a scam. The IRS will never call you on the phone.”

After talking to a handful of people about this today and looking it up on the IRS website, here’s what I’ve learned:

  1. The IRS will never call you on the phone about taxes owed without first having mailed you a bill.
  2. The IRS will never ask for credit or debit card numbers over the phone.
  3. The IRS will never threaten to bring any law-enforcement groups to have you arrested for not paying.
  4. The IRS will never use email, texts or any social media to discuss your personal tax issue involving bills or refunds.
  5. If the IRS has a problem with your taxes, you will be given months to handle to situation. The government does not call you and require immediate action. If someone is calling you requiring you to respond instantly, they are not the government. It’s a scam.
  6. If you are contacted by someone claiming to be from the IRS in any way (email, phone, mail, fax, etc.) and it seems suspicious or you just want to double check, this is the official IRS website’s recommendations for how to handle and report it.
  7. This one might be obvious but just in case: NEVER give out your Social Security Number over the phone, or in any other context unless it is absolutely vital.

These scam artists try to scare you into making fast choices based in panic and fear. If someone contacting you is trying to scare you into giving them money, they are not the government. 

If you know anyone who has anxiety, English isn’t their first language, or who has reasons to be extra afraid of the threat of police, or any other reasons for this type of scam to be especially stressful or effective, please make sure you give them this information. Tell your friends, your siblings, your coworkers, your parents, your grandparents. Please spread this information.  

A similar scam has been going around Portland, but instead of the IRS they claim to be the electric company and your power will be shut off immediately if you do not pay them in a very specific way during the phone call. A lot of older folk, ESL speakers, and small business owners have been taken in, because there’s nothing quite as terrifying as having your living situation threatened.