That moment when you realize your fanfic has no conflict.

rosexknight:

Shitshitshitshit

That’s when you just make it about sex. Nothing needs to happen if the whole purpose is for people to get a bit hot.

Game Grumps - And we're the Ghoul Grumps!

thatirishfangirl:

All the Ghoul Grumps 2014 reversed messages~

If there are any after this I’ll edit them in

zodiacmind:
“Fun facts about your sign here
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zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

aduhm:

madskittlez29:

I’d rather…

Party like a Time Lord

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Dress like a consulting detective

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Eat like an Angel of the Lord

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And own my life like Robert Downey Jr

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I would rather act like my own person
Dress in a way that makes me comfortable
Do recreational activity that is responsible and harms neither me nor other people
and own my life like I don’t need to compare it to other peoples lives.

A Clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since we all, at some point, are both male and female in the uterus, before the dominate gene takes over, the penis on a female and a male is actually the same. And once the dominate gene takes over for a male, the clit actually develops into a penis, so technically, when a girl says: suck my dick… I guess it’s kinda politically correct…

brassholes:

justcallmeshayne:

hippodude:

tittlywinkss:

awkwaben:

sherlock—kun:

kcc0:

mooooonbear:

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That’s also why guys have nipples. 

wow i actually didn’t know that

Lol when I took gender studies in high school our teacher told us this and every guy in the room looked terrified

Basic mammalian biology.

I thought this was common knowledge? O.o well, passing it on to educate others :)

Actually female is the default genetic setting so penises are just giant grotesque clitorises.

With the correct hormones, a male can start lactating.

dayzies-s:
“ tan-fit-healthy:
“ letsdeadlyfart:
“ bluedreamsx:
“ slaveoftheflesh:
“ xsorrowxlightx:
“ trumpetnista:
“ rarely-pure-never-simple:
“ thecornercoffeeshoppe:
“ hickshannary:
“ small-and-misunderstood:
“ Saw this somewhere else and felt the...

dayzies-s:

tan-fit-healthy:

letsdeadlyfart:

bluedreamsx:

slaveoftheflesh:

xsorrowxlightx:

trumpetnista:

rarely-pure-never-simple:

thecornercoffeeshoppe:

hickshannary:

small-and-misunderstood:

Saw this somewhere else and felt the need to post it cause no one else ever really tells you this stuff

My mom never really noticed. She noticed when she was breast feeding my little brother and blood started coming out instead of milk. 

My mom said she felt and saw a little lump in the shower. She was lucky enough she found it at stage 2

My mom had a mammogram. The radiologist thought the spots were just regular calcium deposits. 

Turns out it was triple negative breast cancer that had spread to her lymph nods. Mastectomy, radiation and chemo saved her life.

This could SAVE a life.

dont be embarrassed to reblog, this post could be life saving

Signal BOOST and pass it on. I had a breast cancer scare before (luckily it was just scar tissue…) and information like this kept me calm and collected at the doc’s.

As a cancer patient myself, who found my own cancer through a supposed LARPing injury last year, i know how scary it is and how important it is to catch it early. Please spread this around!

listen to ur boobs

its all in the boobs

hoW MANY TIMES AM I GOING TO REBLOG THIS ! SORRY FOLLOWERS , #sorrynotsorry

Always reblog! 

REBLOG,THIS COULD SAVE SOMEBODY!!! DONT BE EMBARRASSED!!!

B

fandom-pride:

Ellen has been waiting to make that joke since fob came back

“I wish the lich was dead”

outofcontextdnd:

- the most beautiful waste of a wish ever

Draw whatever the fun fact that you were not the fastest sperm. Other sperm start burrowing into the egg and die on the way in. You were an opportunistic sperm that waited for the others to die making it easy for you to burrow in. Maybe? Please? Oh god please!?
Anonymous

wardenasksthings:

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Actually, the fastest sperms die hitting the wall of the egg. The one that gets to fertilize it is just the first to break through the egg wall after many others weaken it.

Why does cherry even have to be a flavour?

In other news, I’m done with all the holloween candy that I am willing to eat.