Silver Tongue
Toby Fox x MP3 to MIDI - PAPYRUS.midi

coulsart:

janedoodles:

werevolf:

could you imagine running an mp3 through that awful mp3 to midi converter and back through a midi to mp3 converter

all while eating spaghetti

It sounds like Papyrus is missing some keys and pressing keys he shouldn’t while trying to play piano.

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graf-spectre:
“ moonuncle:
“ doritofu:
“ here we can see that Florida is actually a poorly written artificial data matrix, as evidenced by this poorly rendered police vehicle clipping through the environment due to similation processor loads being...

graf-spectre:

moonuncle:

doritofu:

here we can see that Florida is actually a poorly written artificial data matrix, as evidenced by this poorly rendered police vehicle clipping through the environment due to similation processor loads being too high during the rainy season.

Bethesda programmed Florida

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squided:

ginnymcqueen:

stylinsonxhealy:

satanstrousers:

One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live in, but they also show a fundamental lack of understanding that some people have for the value of money. Like, do you realize just how much money one billion dollars is? Do you realize I could live my life in the lap of luxury buying literally everything I could ever want and still have a fortune to leave to my children?? For sucking some dicks?? We are talking 1 million dollars per dick sucked!! That’s just economical like come on man.

1 billion dollars and all you’d have to do is suck a dick every day for the next 2.7 years. That’s it. Plenty of people already do that. You could quit your job and literally suck dick for a living. You could suck two dicks a day and only have to suck dick for 1.4 years. You could suck 5 dicks a day for about 6 months. 5 DICKS A DAY FOR 6 MONTHS FOR A BILLION DOLLARS, OF COURSE I’LL FUCKIN DO THAT. THAT’S THE DREAM, THAT’S FUCKIN HEAVEN.

And I’m over here doin’ it for free like a fucking asshole.

fuck i have been underselling my services by about one million dollars per blowjob.

Does it have to be the same dick or could it be different people? If a man was flexible enough, could he suck his own dick? Do they have to do it until ejaculation? Does it have to be human because a horse cums in about 15 seconds and that would make it easier.

embelish:
“ nokiabae:
“ it’s been 4 months and I can’t stop thinking about this tweet
” ”
How did they get a yellow vest to float like that?

embelish:

nokiabae:

it’s been 4 months and I can’t stop thinking about this tweet

How did they get a yellow vest to float like that?

sandandglass:

Last Week Tonight s02e35

oakydeer:
“ I felt this meme was accurate
”

oakydeer:

I felt this meme was accurate

Big News Guys

wuffleton:

moonkip:

tehluckyfox:

@moonkip is banging a Pineapple

pass it on

Truuuuuuuuuuuuee

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Don’t forget that you’ve gotta shove a pineapple up Hitler’s ass at 4PM though.

Just make sure you don’t end up like the pineapple incident of Cyrodiil.

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Originally posted by cullypags

bloodsbane:

free them

I always assumed he said
“voulez-vou coucher avec moi”
Which translates to “Would you sleep with me?” but that’s mostly because of moulin rouge.