Silver Tongue

Me: I”m gonna draw an animatic about flowey/asriel to the song everything you ever!

Me: Remembers I can’t draw

Me: Oh right…

chupadave:

rasec-wizzlbang:

livirio:

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frog-and-toad-are-friends:

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severalowls:

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sindilex:

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jesus-lizard-journal:

rasec-wizzlbang:

rasec-wizzlbang:

Can someone calculate for me the volume of loch ness in liters so I can figure out how many humans you’d need to drink it

Ok I had to search a bit, but it’s apparently 7,448,160,000,000 liters?
this is a problem, the upper limit of the average human stomach is just four liters, and even then that’s a very uncomfortable amount of water to have in there. Which means there aren’t enough humans on this planet to drink all of loch ness

what if they drank their fill and then peed it out somewhere where the liquid wouldn’t just run back into loch ness? Then they could go back and drink more the next morning. How many days would that take? Would we end up with a new loch made entirely of pee? Loch piss? 

possibly, but thats not taking rainfall into account and the amount of water fed into it every day by the River Oich

The upper limit for the human stomach is about 4 liters. It takes the human body about 45 to 60 minutes to absorb/expel 1 liter of water (for the sake of this math problem just go with 60 (1 hour). An average person sleeps 8 hours. An average person spends about 3 hours eating (1 hour for each meal of the day) A day is 24 hours.

1 person alone: 572 billion days or all 7.3 billion people just 78.5 days, roughly. Assuming no one died of e coli or something.

this is good, but again, this doesn’t take rainfall or the river oich into account. It would have to be done during a dryer season in scottland and the river would need to be dammed.

There is no dryer season in Scotland though. It hasn’t stopped raining since Roman times.

You might need a second team of people to hold umbrellas over the drinking people.

the rain would still drip off the umbrellas and into the loch, this is gonna be a problem…
someone calculate the annual rainfall over Scotland, can 7 billion people outdrink it?

The western Highlands, where Loch Ness is located, is one of the rainiest places in Europe, with a yearly average rainfall of 4,577 millimeters (12.54 millimeters a day).  Loch Ness’ surface area is 56 square kilometers.  If it rains 12.54 millimeters every day, then Loch Ness will gain 702,240 cubic meters (over 700 million liters) of water per day.  Everyone will have to drink 0.1 extra liters of water to keep up.

that sounds doable!
our goal is now clear

Can I just ask as one of the hypothetical humans in this project, why are we drinking loch ness?

To find Nessie. Duh.

Wizzlbang for President 2020

So this poll is on Twitter now…

georgejamesvaltom:

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Wait, weren’t there rumors that one character was gonna die in this season?

pancakemilkshake:

hyperchaotix:

officialdeadlinejon:

officialdeadlinejon:

political comics that are just kids holding books and going “what’s this?????? not a electronic? no computer???not phone?? how can be??” will always crack me up

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I think old people do this just to feel better about themselves because they don’t know how to use a computer and think that it works the other way around for some reason.

I fixed it

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joolaweed:

mentally crafting incredibly angry speeches that i will never say to all the people i hate is my favorite hobby

adurot:

conspicuouslad:

inuleeli:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ayellowbirds:

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

Villians Beware! Bat-Cow is on the Case

She needs to go on adventures with the other bat-pets.

Bat Cow and Ace the Bat Dog should go on an adventure together where they solve an animal-related mystery!

They could put a stop to an underground dog fighting ring perhaps and get the puppies to safety <3

The hero Gotham needs

Kidnapping? Just wreck the car, the baby’s probably fine.

Bat Cow doesn’t plan things out. Bat Cow just acts in the moment.

Bat cow has no prep time

paulsrockinpagoda:

presidentobarna:

leaf-jelly:

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illogicalhumanoid:

brickiestsurgeon:

131-di:

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

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talk dirty to me

Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck

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i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.

Know what’s even better?

HYPERBASS FLUTE

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my counter:

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piccolo trombone 

WAIT! ARE YOU TELLING ME HTAT DIPPERS NOSE ISLIKE THAT BECAUSE E’S CONSTANTLY HAVING ALERGIES!?