I’m losing my drive to draw
help
Nobody can help. You will draw when you get your motivation back. One thing that can motivate is to look at the early works of an artist you admire. See how far they’ve came. Know that you can get just as far.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Laughed harder than I should have
He burned himself to see everyone else go up in flames.
“He burned himself to see everyone else go up in flames.”
It’s about sending a message.
Some men just wanna watch the world burn.
A nice looking couple brought their computer in for repair.
Client: It just stopped working.
They added offhandedly that they been smelling a “plastic” smell, and had also recently replaced a missing slot cover.
I nodded, outlined my usual fees and told them to expect a call when I’m done.
I cracked it open, but nothing could have prepared me for what I’d uncovered. Dildos. Dildos everywhere. Melted dildos everywhere.
They seemed a little surprised when I called them back in, and looked downright mortified when I showed them the cause of their computer trouble.It turns out that their toddler found mommy and daddy’s fun-time stash and jammed the computer full of dildos, which had melted from the heat. It looked like a Jell-o factory had exploded in there.
Even worse, they turned to me, and asked:
Client: But you can still fix it, right?
There is no such thing as a bad dog. Only bad people.
Pitbulls are some of the nicest dogs there are. They were considered nanny dogs for the longest time because they protected children and I want one.
Burglar, my cat, just stumbled into the living room, wearing one of my panties on his head.
I went to check my underwear drawer.
The padlock was still in place.
My cat is a wizard.
You could say he’s a master thief. The kind that breaks into places undetected and nobody notices something is missing because all the measures to prevent theft are still in place…
You could say he’s a type of burglar…
A Cat Burglar…
