Silver Tongue
me when my computer was new: *gives computer its own room, carefully places pillows around, NOT blocking the fans of course, cleans interior every weekend, reads it bedtime stories and kisses it goodnight*
me now: *puts sandwich on main vent and listens to the crumbs bounce off my motherboard* yes. eat. grow strong like your father

coolsugarspice:

Ya know… If you request, or even commission, an artist, how do you go about it? Do you tell them to go find the references they need…? That is one way to not get drawn by me… Kinda ticks me off when people tell me to go find a ref.

First, you find out if they’re even doing requests. Then, you ask. If they accept, you send them a decent ref. Last, don’t complain if they take a long time to do it, get it slightly wrong or decline. The artist has no obligation towards you.

crashboombanger:

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Well I saw a lot of people tagging this text post as #Mettaton so I uh…got a little carried away.… i’m  sorry

For some reason…

scraps-is-busy:

I really wanna see some Draconequus Green X Reader fanfic. Yeah it’s stupid, but I wanna see it.

would it involve vore any hypnosis?

20 (intrusive) questions

cybrhoe:

put a # in my ask

1) how would you describe your relationship with your mom/dad

2) when was the last time you cried and why

3) whats your favorite/least favorite quality about yourself; why

4) do you smile at strangers

5) how often do people (not family members) tell you they love you

6) how is your life different now from two years ago

7) would you ever cheat on someone 

8) are you a jealous person

9) whats the worst pickup line someone has asked you

10) do you believe in ghosts

11) what are your ambitions

12) 3 deal breakers in a relationship

13) what is one thing you’ll never do again

14) whats your most bizarre pet peeve

15) what is your favorite memory

16) whats your zodiac sign

17) what ‘small things’ things terrify you

18) do you like your laugh

19) have you ever stalked someone/been stalked

20) do you feel loved

korrasera:
“ give-me-a-yandere:
“ queenieoh-queenie:
“ fuckingscreaming:
“ Is this real?
”
Yep, it’s real.
”
This is wonderful
”
They won’t be able to erase her name now.
”

korrasera:

give-me-a-yandere:

queenieoh-queenie:

fuckingscreaming:

Is this real?

Yep, it’s real. 

This is wonderful

They won’t be able to erase her name now.

10 Reasons to Hate Donald Trump

nado-the-knight-of-the-wind:

ana280:

sagetheone:

punkrock-astrology:

genderfluiddreamer:

1. His ex wife admitted that he forced her into sexual situations.

2. He wants to spend billions of dollars of our already dwindling budget to build a wall to stop Mexicans from coming into the country.

3. When asked hard hitting and relevant questions by a female he avoided them and went on to blame it on her period.

4. He gave out a senators private number out of spite.

5. If he can’t fix his hair how can we expect him to fix our economy?

6. He accused all immigrants of being rapists.

7. He believes immigrants stealing jobs is actually a thing.

8. He believes that sexual assault is to be expected when men and women are put together.

9. He’s disgusted by breast feeding.

10. He’s overall just a sexist, racist bully who uses his money in order to push people around. 

I’m not even american but oh my god don’t let this scumbag be your fucking president

11. He wants to shut down all mosques, though he knows that it may be illegal

12. He wants to make all Muslims wear a badge and carry an ID that says that they’re Muslim

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Remind you of anything?

Reblogging again for that^

13. He said that autistic children just need to be properly disciplined and that people suffering through depression and PTSD are acting as though they’re the first generation to struggle with these issues.

15. He blames an entire race for the problems america faces

14. He used nazi soldiers in his propaganda.

Headcanon: Asgore didn't kill all 6 children by himself. Most, but not all. Some were killed by members of the Royal Guard or other monsters and their souls were given to him. One human, the one with the tutu and ballet slippers, was exploring Waterfall when they got caught in the first waterfall and nearly drowned. Undyne found them washed up besides the river, close to death's door. When they died, she took their soul and delivered it to Asgore herself.

robustquestioner:

punnifullife:

yahhss, the one child with frying pan in hotland? fell from fatigue from the heat and (possibly) fell into the lava. i mean, i see asgore as the embodiment of cowardice, he did what he thought was right but was too scared to do what would actually help. i get that he didnt want to kill children/humans but leading everyone on with this false hope, how long did he think that would last?

YES. I don’t think he could’ve gone through killing all 6 of them himself. He’s too gentle for it. I mean look at how much he tries to delay fighting with Frisk? He was much more willing to at first, when his children’s deaths and the grief was still fresh, but he’d quickly see the error of his ways. But it was too late to turn back. So he asked the guards to look out for humans and kill them (but of course Papyrus was just told to capture them because Papyrus).

What if asgore is the one who started poisoning chara?