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webelieveinyoukris:

Being gay is natural? Okay.

You have three islands. Divide them into groups of one. The straight island, the gay island, and the lesbian island. The straight island is going to reproduce and keep going strong for millions of generations to come. The gay and lesbian islands will both wipe out in not even one century. This isn’t just about religion or morals, it’s just simple common sense. Being gay is unnatural, and not just because God said so, but because you yourself wouldn’t even be born without a REAL natural man and woman. And no, there is no such thing as a lesbian bone marrow “thing” to have children. That’s a biased fact that came from a lesbian scientist who has false opinions. If it’s not a real penis or vagina, then it’s fucking false and you’re just opinionated by dumb facts. I’m done here. Read over what I said and if you still think that being gay is normal and natural, then I hope you achieve some common sense one day. Bye

Where is this gay island located.. asking for a friend

I just have SO MANY questions. Why were we all separated onto different islands? Did the government sanction this? If so, why? Why didn’t we revolt against this tyrannical government? Where are these islands? How were they chosen? Are the continents of the world abandoned? What kind of resources are on each island? Are they the same or different? Does each island have a right to form its own government or does the government that segregated us still rule? If so, what island do they rule from and how do they communicate with the other two islands? If they can communicate with the other two islands, can all three islands communicate with each other? If the straight people keep reproducing, won’t their island become overpopulated and their resources depleted? Islands only have so much space right? Do straight people stop having gay kids? Isn’t it a fact that, to date, straight people are the largest manufacturers of gay kids? If a gay kid is born on straight island, do they get sent to their appropriate island? Wouldn’t that aid in the re-population of gay and lesbian island? What about people who are attracted to more than one gender? Are they just lost at sea, floating aimlessly? Is the ocean full of listless pansexuals, floating nowhere? Or are they trapped in some sort of purgatory because they don’t fit on any one island? Are there trees on lesbian island? Is it conceivable that if there were, a large group of lesbians could build a boat? Have you ever seen lesbians around timber? If they built a boat, could they travel to gay island? How far apart are the islands? If they could travel to gay island, would they be able to collect semen, return to lesbian island, and repopulate the island? Would they be able to send some of those children to gay island? Do trans people exist in this world? If so, wouldn’t they be able to aid in repopulation? If the lesbians decided to declare war on the heterosexuals, would they be able to reach their island? On the way to heterosexual island, could the lesbians pick up the gays and scoop the floating bisexuals from the sea? If so, would they all be able to go and attack heterosexual island together, wiping out its people’s, stealing its children and taking all its resources? Does this fantasy world get you off at night? Please write back soon!

Speaking up from the pansexual archipelago: I too have these questions

Checking in from bisexual bay: The boats are nearly complete and are equipped with a special invisibility function. We attack at dawn

Fuck the questions, lemme on that boat, I’m coming with you

*random ace just floating away into the sky like a balloon*

I am so here for an asexual sky nation. We live in floating cities and master the wind currents. Newly minted ace youths are sent up to us in baskets suspended under hot air balloons. We breed giant birds to bear us through the skies, or else build ourselves wings and gliders to fly in their midst. The only land we know are the tallest mountain peaks and the world is a bright blue gem spreading out beneath us.

(And we will of course be providing air support for the impending attack on Straight Island)

OP’s nasty-ass post got turned into a goddamn sci-fi dystopian adventure and I’m so here for it.

oh my god Bisexual Buccaneers from Both-Ways Bay is both a porn tile and my new life goals

i’m an asexual homoromantic does this make me our young heroine torn between worlds

You spend part of your time on lesbian island, learning the stories, and traditions, and part of your time in the vast floating asexual cities, training with your eagle so that you can one day become one of the chosen few: the messengers, who carry letters and passengers between islands, jumping the heterosexual blockades. When you enter this select group, you’re assigned the job of collecting reports from spies pretending to heterosexual on straight island, flying in at the dead of night, risking discovery to collect vital intelligence. You fall in love with a pansexual girl who’s chosen to hide her orientation so she can aid the Resistance. At the climax of the novel, you swoop down from above on your giant eagle to rescue your lady love from a frenzied mob. As straight island burns in the background, you share a chaste kiss and cuddle while discussing the possibility of a mountain-top pansexual outpost.

IT CAME BACK AROUND AND IT GOT BETTER!


ok but in the original post

all the gay ppl born on the straight island would move to the gay or lesbian island. that;s how the population would keep itself up

as an autochorissexual, I would live closer to the surface than most saces. My sky garden is coming along nicely and trade with the various islands for different porns to keep myself satisfied.
And what about demi people? Would too live in the lower flying city?
Would poly people each just have one big ship per ship and travel from island to island, recruiting new crew members? would the poly pirates have a larger council with a pirate king overseer?

toastoat:
“ idc if there’s official art of him wearing sneakers, these are sans’ canon shoes forever
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toastoat:

idc if there’s official art of him wearing sneakers, these are sans’ canon shoes forever

iztarshi:

turbomun:

wrenchmxster:

fortroughs:

fortroughs:

(me) ok but what if  an AU where –

(friend) no

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So many of you belong in this box.

SO MANY OF YOU.

@rafespeaks

@tanoraqui

@rosexknight @dracini

deathclawslayer:

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outaspaceman:

I’ve invented ‘The Knife-Wielding Tentacle'👍

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“If anyone would like to volunteer to come and turn it off”
Wait… you didn’t think about hot to turn it off BEFORE you turned it on?

jemthecrystalgem:

destielpasta:

herhmione:

no offense but fuck adults who are like ‘you kids never just go outside and play anymore’ where the hell in my schedule of going to school for 7 hours, coming home and doing 3ish hours of homework, going to extracurriculars, and finding time to sleep do i have time to go outside and fucking frolick in the streets

Not to mention that teens who do spend time outside are seen as trouble-making or deviant for doing something as simple as using the fucking swings at a park.

Adults: Teens never go outside anymore.

Teens: *go outside*

Adults: ITS A GROUP OF TEENAGERS THEY MUST BE OUT CAUSING TROUBLE

I just realized the obvious joke I could do. THis is gonna be my dicking around character. I tried to get him as accurate as I could but yeah, I’m sure he will be able to find shaun.

I just realized the obvious joke I could do. THis is gonna be my dicking around character. I tried to get him as accurate as I could but yeah, I’m sure he will be able to find shaun.

lieateer:

What if Frisk stayed though? Imagine an AU where Frisk stayed with Toriel and after a week or two Toriel starts to tell Sans about  them. They would talk after a few rounds of jokes about their life, Sans would talk about Papyrus and Snowdin and Toriel would talk about new recipes and now Frisk. Everything goes smoothly for a few months until Alphys looks over the video feed and overhears their conversations about the human. Undyne finds out either by accident or Alphys telling her the truth, after all, she hasn’t seen much of the human yet, and there goes the peace.

Sans is confronted by Undyne as to why he isn’t trying to do anything and even seems pretty chummy with whoever is just beyond the door when they’re hiding the last human they need. Everyone’s salvation is just beyond that door and he didn’t report anything. Well, Sans, what are you going to do?

demdoodles:

SNAPTALE PART 3!!! Frisk finds many dog friends, and a nice cream man! 

these are so fun to do haha I’m so happy so many of you are enjoying them too!! it motivates me to keep going! 

you could even say it, fills me with determination ;^) 

part 1 and part  2 

zuriya:

I genuinely resent how ‘respecting parents’ often translates into allowing yourself to be an emotional (or even physical) punching bag, doormat or vessel for them to relentlessly project their idealized image of the perfect child, which often proves detrimental and inhibiting. Fuck that shit.