bloodsbane:

i don’t want to. mmm. deal w/ 12 hours of driving tho

But what if you spend those 12 hours making bad puns?

thomvp:

mynoregon:

micdotcom:

Watch: Bernie Sanders just delivered what may be the defining speech of his career.

How do we get this man in office?  

You vote, dummy.

Vote for him. Millennials have the majority and the only way he can lose is by people not voting. Your vote matters.

I can put my foot behind my head

xcxcxbx:

fleurbot:

Do not let adults steal this generation from you. Relish in selfies. Snapchat pictures of coffee to your friends, huddle around an iphone to watch Vines. Shamelessly love this generations commodities, like how your parents loved THEIR commodities, like disco or Hammer Pants or whatever else. Do not let angry adults take away your chance to experience the uniqueness of right now.

I really love this post

underking:

genderflummox:

“never use this word because it’s common, instead use all of these things that i’ll call synonyms even though they carry different connotations and will change the meaning of your dialogue if you use them” — very bad and unfortunately very common writing advice

“Do you want this sandwich?” she elaborated, acquiring the sandwich from her rucksack with a set of fingers.

His visage was set aflame with a smile. “Sure,” he postulated.

That, my friends and acquaintances, is the term, redundency, which in a sense is defined by the use of termonaligy of simliar definition often making a piece of litterature longer than necsesary and adding to the length of a work while subsequently losing meaning.

jitterbugjive:

let me just paste the things I was saying in a chat earlier about Sven

-he’s totally in it for backup dancer dick

-he probably just wears pants because he likes the feeling of someone else taking them off

-I see sven as trying to validate himself in whatever way he can (dicks included)

-I bet he makes the cutest squeaking noises

-He’s a whiny prissy power bottom

-pulls off that tie and makes cute lispy moans

-i would brush him as much as he wants and spoil him

He would totally order a single plum floating in perfume in a mans hat.

insecure-beautyy:

killcops-hailsatan:

gothpunx:

twowaypr:

Hard for me to believe that this is a real thing proposed.

I dont understand what this picture means. Somebody help?

Donald Trump wants to make Muslims wear ID badges

Tf,

In the game guns of icarus, you are a member of a crew with three other people and are keeping your airship afloat while taking down enemy airships.

How do I know I can trust ninja brian?