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I played a game with a Romeo, Juliet and a Mercutio. Mercutio died first, then Juliet, but a ret brought Juliet back, then Romeo died then Juliet died again.
Did Tybalt kill mercutio? Did romeo kill Tybalt?
goldenblackhawk made my post appear on my dash again.
I am glad xkit has an extension to block notes frm certain posts from appearing because it’s three times as big as when I last saw it.
Just when you thought it couldn’t be any scarier
Shits self 2: The shittening
ZERO DOORS!!! ZERO DOORS!!!
Weren’t the doors like half the game play of the first one? What’s left if you get rid of those?
They added a suit to hide in.
Which makes me wonder why don’t you just stay in the suit?
Is there an “uncomfortable and itchy” meter?You mean the thing the guy from the first game should have gone out and purchased before starting his second night there?
Perhaps there’s a sanity meter. LIke, when it hits zero, the kids can possess you and force you to kill yourself.
if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me
I would go into a burger joint, steal a fry from someone and tell them “nobody will ever believe you”
i’ve figured out that horror games with grotesque monsters and spooky environments are -9000 scary if you pretend you’re steve irwin on a mission to document the monster(s)
“Lookie there. That’s a six-foot grunt from the basement. A’hm gonna wrassle it.”
This is how I get thru a lot of scary environments without getting scared, it really works.
no tablet? no problem! I can’t tell if I like the sketch better anymore, though ahaha
OMI HAD NINE DOTS!!! It was Master Monk Guan who had six. AARRGGGHH!!! But other than that, great drawing.
gomen
FALLS OFF CHAIR HOLY MOLEY THESE ARE WOW
It’s nice to Discord finally doing something for the community.
MLP:FiM #24
One of the few things I’ve liked from the comics. Getting sick and tired of the Dr. Who shit in the pony fandom.
Good thing you’re on tumblr where it’s common!
Though I will say that last comment irked me because I came around when it wasn’t as heavy as it is now, with Ask Mad Doctor Whooves and other small side stories, in addition to being the new voice of The Doctor in Whooves n Assistant.
I know it’s an outspoken opinion not specifically directed, and that you’re jaded, but calling it Dr. Who shit in the pony fandom feels like spitting on my face by association.
The proper thing to say would be “poorly written doctor who in mlp is getting old”
Because there are too many blogs and fics that are complete shit and have the Doctor. But then again, there are many blogs that are shit in general.
My point: things are good when they are written well. They are shit when they aren’t written well.
STORY:
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco Bell for a quick bite to eat.
I have a $50 bill and a $2 bill. I figure with the $2 bill, I can get something to eat and not have to worry about irritating anyone for trying to break a $50 bill.
Me: ‘Hi, I’d like one seven-layer burrito please, to go.’ Server: ‘That’ll be $1.04. Eat in?’
Me: ‘No, it’s to go.’ At this point, I open my billfold and hand him the $2 bill. He looks at it kind of funny.
Server: ‘Uh, hang on a sec, I’ll be right back.’ He goes to talk to his manager, who is still within my earshot.
The following conversation occurs between the two of them:
Server: ‘Hey, you ever see a $2 bill?’
Manager: ‘No. A what?’
Server: ‘A $2 bill. This guy just gave it to me…’
Manager: ‘Ask for something else. There’s no such thing as a $2 bill.’
Server: ‘Yeah, thought so.’
He comes back to me and says, ‘We don’t take these.
Do you have anything else?’
Me: ‘Just this fifty. You don’t take $2 bills? Why?
Server: ‘I don’t know.’
Me: ‘See here where it says legal tender?’
Server: ‘Yeah.’
Me: ‘So, why won’t you take it?’
Server: ‘Well, hang on a sec.’
He goes back to his manager, who has been watching me like I’m a shoplifter, and says to him, ‘He says I have to take it.’
Manager: ‘Doesn’t he have anything else?’
Server: ‘Yeah, a fifty. I’ll get it and you can open the safe and get change.
Manager: ‘I’m not opening the safe with him in here.’
Server: ‘What should I do?’
Manager: ‘Tell him to come back later when he has real money.’
Server: ‘I can’t tell him that! You tell him.’
Manager: ‘Just tell him.’
Server: ‘No way! This is weird. I’m going in back.
The manager approaches me and says, ‘I’m sorry, but we don’t take big bills this time of night.’
Me: ‘It’s only seven o’clock! Well then, here’s a two dollar bill.’
Manager: ‘We don’t take those, either.’
Me: ‘Why not?’
Manager: ‘I think you know why.’
Me: ‘No really, tell me why.’
Manager ‘Please leave before I call mall security.’
Me: ‘Excuse me?’
Manager: ‘Please leave before I call mall security.’
Me: ‘What on earth for?’
Manager: ‘Please, sir..’
Me: ‘Uh, go ahead, call them.’
Manager: ‘Would you please just leave?’
Me: ‘No.’
Manager: ‘Fine — have it your way then.’
Me: ‘Hey, that’s Burger King, isn’t it?’
At this point, he backs away from me and calls mall security on the phone around the corner. I have two people staring at me from the dining area, and I begin laughing out loud, just for effect.
A few minutes later this 45-year-oldish guy comes in.
Guard: ‘Yeah, Mike, what’s up?’
Manager (whispering): ‘This guy is trying to give me some (pause) funny money.’
Guard: ‘No kidding! What?’
Manager: ‘Get this. A two dollar bill.’
Guard (incredulous): ‘Why would a guy fake a two dollar bill?’
Manager: ‘I don’t know. He’s kinda weird. He says the only other thing he has is a fifty.’
Guard: ‘Oh, so the fifty’s fake!’
Manager: ‘No, the two dollar bill is.’
Guard: ‘Why would he fake a two dollar bill?’
Manager : ‘I don’t know! Can you talk to him, and get him out of here?’
Guard: ‘Yeah.’
Security Guard walks over to me and……
Guard: ‘Mike here tells me you have some fake bills you’re trying to use.’
Me: ‘Uh, no.’
Guard: ‘Lemme see ‘em.’
Me: ‘Why?’
Guard: ‘Do you want me to get the cops in here?’
At this point I’m ready to say, ‘Sure, please!’ but I want to eat, so I say, ‘I’m just trying to buy a burrito and pay for it with this two dollar bill. I put the bill up near his face, and he flinches like I’m taking a swing at him. He takes the bill turns it over a few times in his hands, and he says,
Guard: ‘Hey, Mike, what’s wrong with this bill?’
Manager: ‘It’s fake.’
Guard: ‘It doesn’t look fake to me.’
Manager: ‘But it’s a two dollar bill.’
Guard: ‘Yeah? ‘
Manager: ‘Well, there’s no such thing, is there?’
The security guard and I both look at him like he’s an idiot and it dawns on the guy that he has no clue and is an idiot. So, it turns out that my burrito was free, and he threw in a small drink and some of those cinnamon thingies, too.
Made me want to get a whole stack of two dollar bills just to see what happens when I try to buy stuff.There actually are people who don’t know that $2 bills exist? Like full grown adults? Damn…..
