Silver Tongue
will5nevercome:
“ What would a computer do with a lifetime supply of chocolate?
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”
I can completely see GLaDOS replacing Willy Wonka and nothing really changing

will5nevercome:

What would a computer do with a lifetime supply of chocolate?

(Buy a print of this comic)

I can completely see GLaDOS replacing Willy Wonka and nothing really changing

just-shower-thoughts:

“DO NOT TOUCH” would probably be a really unsettling thing to read in braille.

sushinfood:
“ i just laughed at this because tumblr has indoctrinated me into understanding that when one inanimate object is sitting still next to a highly animated one, it’s “done with the situation” or “so fed up it’s apathetic”
so like
all i’m...

sushinfood:

i just laughed at this because tumblr has indoctrinated me into understanding that when one inanimate object is sitting still next to a highly animated one, it’s “done with the situation” or “so fed up it’s apathetic”

so like

all i’m seeing is this highly animation sugar jar being like AHYUCK HAVE SOME MORE COME ON CARL YOU’RE GONNA JUST LOVE THIS

and carl the cup just sitting there with the most resigned expression being all

“this is just another day with him. this is how it is. this is my life.”

lokilief:

I read hardcore M rated fanfiction

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tem-covers-nobody-wanted:

We made an acoustic cover of the Dogsong theme :)

officialkeikoandgilly:

angelmatsuyo:

phoenixflorid:

skeletonwheel:

ginandmisadventures:

adrithegreat:

meliafucker:

petitepictures:

pajamaedprincess:

aaaaa42:

somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me

im not the sharpest n00b in the thread…

I was typing kind of dumb WITH THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON.

i bet u thought this post was finally dead

well the memes start coming, and they dont stop coming

grabbing all the breadsticks, I’ll leave the shop running

didn’t make sense not to live for

gun

your left side’s beef but your pizza none

So much to blog, so much to tweet

So what’s wrong with DDOSing?

with the mineral craving goat (GOAT!)
AND A MOTHERFUCKING DOUBLE RAINBOW!

tredlocity:
“ I drew some famous skulls.
”

tredlocity:

I drew some famous skulls.

 - Surely he couldn't top that joke
“I’d better not get charged twice!!!”

swhollis:

themaddfeminist:

THE POINT OF ME ASKING YOU TO SLIDE YOUR CARD AGAIN IS BECAUSE IT DIDNT WORK THE FIRST TIME YOU FUCK

!!!!

@rosexknight

Because I made a B+ and an A on the last two tests, I don’t have to be in class today