hom3stucktr4sh:

icarusinstatic:

constantlycomic:

createdd:

the-narddog:

I will never understand why this Christmas song goes so hard.

OKAY MOTHERFUCKERS LISTEN UP

BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS NOT CAROL OF THE BELLS

IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE/SARAJEVO 12/24 AND IT IS SO MUCH FUCKING MORE THAN CAROL OF THE BELLS.

so during the bosnian war (which was this nasty-ass conflict in bosnia and herzgovina) there was this badass cello-playing motherfucker named vedran smailovic. He was from Sarajevo, was upset about all the shit and nastiness that came about through this war (this was full-on brother-killing-brother shit!) that he went around to bombed-out, blown up buildings and funderals––where he was at risk of FUCKING SNIPER FIRE––and playing the cello. This guy was so set on providing one tiny spot of beauty in a seriously nasty war he was risking being fucking SHOT OR BLOWN UP.

AND THIS IS THE GUY WHO INSPIRED THIS SONG.

He’s why there’s the calm cello part at the beginning before everything gets all violent-sounding. It’s THEMATIC.

THAT’S WHY THIS CHRISTMAS SONG GOES SO FUCKING HARD.

tarajenkins:

royed-is-dead:

That if you aren’t using these ships to cope, they aren’t okay.
(I’m willing to explain why they are wrong)

Friendly reminder that it is not your business, or any anti spammer’s business, what a shipper’s personal history is.

Friendly reminder that you are giving survivors an ultimatum here: “Out yourself, or I will abuse you.”

Friendly reminder that is the exact opposite of “protecting them”, unless you mean “I only protect people who agree with my view on a fictional ship”.

Friendly reminder that you are just spamming these tags looking to harass.

Friendly reminder that behavior like that is abuse.

Friendly reminder that is against Tumblr’s ToS.

And for the tag I specifically caught your bullshit in:

Friendly reminder that Pearl’s sexuality is unconfirmed past “not straight”.

Friendly reminder that other sexualities can be in love with Rose.

Friendly reminder anti spammers in the past couldn’t argue their way out of a paper sack on this same topic, and neither can you.

Friendly reminder you are telling a bi/pan shipper you do not “permit me” to headcanon a character I enjoy like myself because apparently bi/pan is too icky.

Friendly reminder that is biphobia.

And last, but not least:

Friendly reminder to pull your head out of your ass and do something productive instead of abusing real people over fictional ships.

ally-mod:

connor-sexonlegswithahat-temple:

talkliterarysymbolismtome:

#woah that arrow nearly hit me there #that was close #hey wait what #oh it’s ping #what’s he doing up there #oh wow he did the thing #there’s hope for him yet #wow that’s impressive actually #I am really proud #I feel my manliness being pierced with a spear of emotion #and he looks great with the early morning sun behind him #I mean what #what is this #something in me is stirring #i don’t #this doesn’t #I can’t be thinking this #why am I thinking this #hang on #am i #gAY

That awesome moment when Disney technically made a bisexual character. 

No. No they didn’t.

If anything he would be demi. But he was just impressed that his troops were showing progress.

nartothelar:

“Surely, he couldn’t top that joke.”

This comic was inspired by this wonderful fanfic and this is my first undertale fanart! Hope you like it and enjoy!~

I bet they’re like “totally worth it”

thatsthat24:

portmanteaurian:

after jefferson was elected, hamilton moved upstate and decided he wanted to start a vegetable garden. having no idea how to go about tending plants, he wrote to a friend of his, agriculture expert richard peters. this letter began

“in this new situation, for which I am as little fitted as Jefferson [is] to guide the helm of the U. States, i come to you as an adept in rural science for instruction”

The historical shade

amateurcatalyst:

animefrank:

so i just ordered a pizza from pizza hut and i added some special instruction

however when my pizza arrived i got this

no pizza hut…im afraid thats the star of david

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buffshaggy:

quiettimeeverytime:

buffshaggy:

quiettimeeverytime:

buffshaggy:

*Buff Shaggy stared down at his wimpy, lean body and screamed*

“LIKE, WHO STOLE MY MUSCLES??”

NO MAN IS WORTHY ENOUGH TO RIVAL THE MUSCLES OF JOHN CENA.

I HAVE ABSORBED YOUR PUNY PECS AND AWFUL ABS INTO MY BEING, FOR THE GOOD OF THE LAND.

LEARN FROM THIS, SHAGSTERINO. NONE MAY CHALLENGE ME.

*Shaggy paused in pure shock for like, 4 days straight*

“J-JOHN CENA….”

“I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS!!! I WILL TAKE MY LUSCIOUS, BURLY MUSCLES BACK!!!!!”

*Shaggy DIVES at John Cena with all his might*

Originally posted by prussexual

NOOOOOO!

I WAS WRONG!

THE POWER WAS INSIDE HIM ALL ALOOOOOOOOONG!

*John Cena bursts into a million tiny WWE Title Belts*

*Shaggy felt intense power surge through every part of his scrawny, weak body*

“L-LIKE, WHAT’S HAPPENING??”

*Millions of sparkles envelop Shaggy*

“THIS POWER”

“IT FEELS SO….”

“MUSCULARRRRRRRR”

*Buff Shaggy, now his regular super unnaturally muscular self, stared at the limp pile of WWE Title Belts*

“JOHN CENA… YOU WERE A WORTHY OPPONENT, BUT YOU WERE FOOLISH TO TRY AND STOP ME…”

adurot:

nightguardmod:

2mahnas:

nightguardmod:

laughingsquid:

Alice Returns to Wonderland to Save the Mad Hatter From Time in the First Look at ‘Alice Through the Looking Glass’

I’m on mobile. Someone reblog this with a “no, God no!”, “do not want” or similar gif.

Originally posted by the-reactiongifs

Will this do?

Perfect. Bonus points for Disney gif.

What? Why? I don’t recall the first one being that bad…

the first one was terrible. Too much politics and rules for a story that’s supposed to be about craziness and nonsense.