Alex Hirsch’s Official response:
And the Illuminati’s Response:
Stay classy Alex.Alex Hirsch is now officially Illuminati
And the response:
UN-FUCKING-REAL
What a time to be alive
People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Target’s Facebook.
I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.
A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?
It is a big deal because i’m a transman.
It doesn’t take a genius to conclude that it’s hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you don’t pass, it’s hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.
Right on the application, it asks what your preferred name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.
At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didn’t care. Not in the sense that they don’t emotionally care, but that it didn’t matter. I was male and that’s all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couples benefits in states that do not recognize them as a married couple.
At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who weren’t sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when you’ve had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with my preferred name and didn’t ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.
TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.
Target are honestly doing retail so bloody right
yo imma let you finish but
I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time
yes okay but
girls can do it too
Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
BEFORE PUBERTY:
After puberty:
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.
fuckin
PLOT
TWIST
Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated
this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are
It also helps when you stop being a little shit like I was
Because damn, I am hot now. Also, I want to punch my past self in the face.
THESE ARE NOT OKAY
READING THESE WAS A MISTAKE
Haha fuck
Omg OMG
The school told her his father picked him up early. She told them his father died years ago.
important psa about buns
We raised rabbits when I was a child and my sister gave a rabbit a bath (she was 5) and it died..so heed this instruction.
I wasn’t going to reblog this, but then I realized I might save a rabbit.
This is important guys. If your rabbit gets into something gnarly and you HAVE to bathe them:
1. Fill a bowl with warm water.
2. Get a washcloth. Put it in the water. Squeeze it out until it is just damn.
3. Lightly scrub the dirty area on your bun.
4. That is it. DO NOT get your bun wet. Only slightly damp on the part that was dirty.
(source)VERY IMPORTANT! SAVE A BUNS LIFE!
Do not bathe your bun!!!!
Holy crow, I did not know this about bunnies. I hope sharing this will help folks. What the heck do these little fellas do when it rains????
Sometimes other people’s captions are what make a post better
Random fact: If you eat a polar bear liver, you will die. Humans can’t handle that much vitamin A.
This is not one of those times
Random fact: You should always slash three tires because four is covered by insurance whereas three is not.
What would happen if a device ran on the tears of a thousand DA users too create the one, the only, Perfect sonic OC?
Oh come on this was funny.
The only perfect sonic OC would be tails who could be considered an OC of the sonic devs. Why tails? Because he can do everything sonic could plus fly, invent and he was immortal… And he was even faster than sonic considering he could always catch up to him.
What does this mean?
That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask.
YOU LEFT OUT THE MOTHERFUCKING CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS THEY FOUND ON THE FLOOR OF THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE
OLDER THAN THE AZTECS AND COMPLETELY SMOOTH AND 3 TIMES BIGGER THAN THE EGYPTIAN CHEOPS AND NO ONE KNOWS HOW IT GOT THERE.
IM SORRY BUT WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME IVE HEARD OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS WHAT IS THIS SHIT
OKAY HERE’S YOUR DEBRIEFING OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMID BECAUSE THAT IS SOME CRAZY SHIT.
IN 2012 FRENCH AND AMERICAN SCIENTISTS STUDYING THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE STUMBLED UPON THIS HUGE TRANSLUCENT PYRAMID
THIS THING MEASURED 300 METERS WIDE AND 200 METERS TALL. THAT’S BIGGER THAN THE PYRAMIDS OF GIZA SO YOU COULD IMAGINE HOW CRAZY THIS WAS TO THE SCIENTISTS
NOW THIS IS ALL 2000 METERS UNDERWATER. THE SCIENTISTS THEN DISCOVERED TWO HOLES AT THE TOP OF THE PYRAMID THAT MOVE WATER THRU AT AN EXTREMELY FAST RATE. THIS CAUSES MASIVE SURGE WAVES AND MIST ON THE SURFACE. THAT MAY BE THE REASON FOR THE INCIDENTS WITH BOATS AND PLANES CRASHING THERE
THEY’RE SAYING THAT THIS PYRAMID COULD BE FROM THE TIME BEFORE THE BIBLE SAYS NOAH’S ARK HAPPENED
OR ALIENS
BUT WHATEVER IT IS THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE JUST GOT LIKE A BILLION TIMES CREEPIER
WHAT. The FUCK
what?
So the triangle at the bottom of bremuda is the cause for the bremuda triangle.
Someday I will transfer to a school with reasonable restroom policies. With no “wehhhh you can just go during the 5 min you get to class”
I would looove to see you try to run from one building to the far end of the other building and up a flight of stairs and still have time to go to the restroom.
They are always like:
“you should have gone to the bathroom in the 5 minute passing period!”
“you should have talked to your friends in the 5 minute passing period!”
“you should have gotten a drink minute passing period!”
And when you do one, they are like “why are you late? You had five minutes to get here!”
