Exactly. Most episodes follow a pattern.

New thing in town

Town overreacts

Kyle/Stan get invovled

Cartmen is an ass

Kenny dies

Town is ready to lynch something

Kyle/Stan gives a speech to the town

Town realizes they were being morons

A very real moral is said

People who pay attention learn the moral.

So fuck anyone who says south park is immature and full of fart jokes. It actually educates people who are willing to pay attention on real world issues.

scarynurse:

theres a new episode of osuth park coming out called “the cissy” and its going to be about making fun of trans kids and since so many people irl watch south park its going to be even harder to say anything or correct anyone without becoming a fucking joke because of South Park

Except that south park deals with real issues and confronts them in a way that the viewers who have half a brain get what they are saying.

Chances are, kyle is gonna figure out that making fun of trans is wrong and give a speech, the whole town will realize they are assholes, kenny will die and cartmen will still be an ass.

askaperture:

assgod:

bukakkedad:

katwaterflame:

josiephone:

Apparently some vegans are telling people not to eat honey to support bees.

STOP. STOP NOW.
DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW BEES WORK?

Buy honey (local if possible) -> support beekeepers -> support bees.

I swear people don’t even think this stuff out. 
Beekeepers provide bees with an environment in which they can live, and are encouraged to thrive. Bees then have a big huge giant person who can deal with any threats to the hive. 
Yes, honey is a winter food supply for bees, but beekeepers (unless they’re dicks, in which case they’d be shooting themselves in the foot) will NEVER take too much honey from a hive, and will always ensure that bees have enough food. Think about it, you’re not going to starve a source of income/hobby, are you?

So now.
Support beekeepers.
Support bees.

buzz.

I had to reblog just for “DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW BEES WORK?“ because it made me realize that some people really don’t!

save them

SAVE THEM!!

SAVE EM!

If bees build a hive on your property, DO NOT call an exterminator. Call a beekeeper because Bees are dying for reasons and need to be saved.

"Why?”

Because without bees, plants die and without plants, the earth dies and you are one of the idiots living in it.

I’m pretty sure music is to listen to, not to fap to….

thesixpennybook:

historical-nonfiction:

The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for “cat.”

#did they name it mau because thats the sound cats make!?

now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time.

human: what the fuck are you?

cat: mau

human: oh okay then

Wait, so it is essentially a pokemon?

Why the hell is it so hard to find a light blue jacket?

spookymodblog:

bored bored bored boooored

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

brutusalad:

Glitch Effect Tutorial by =Kawiko

madjesters1:

gaminginyourunderwear:

yaoiornah:

itsgeekyinhere:

Doing the do with you know who

The greatest mystery of all time solved…What Neville forget to remember in that scene.

All of this is important.

Ha! XD

The one about hermione is kinda true though. She came from muggle parents so magic would be so fascinating that she becomes a wizard nerd.