asha-fallenangel-risingdemon:

the-cuddly-punk:

neenya:

doubleohmogar:

franerys:

katiebpeters:

chloereneeeee:

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

u wanna fucking go

here for this fight

How do you know a soprano is at your door?

She can’t find the key and doesn’t know where to come in

OOOOOOOO

mutisija:

me: *has fursona* *has an account on all major furry art sites* *would actually buy a fursuit* *is thoroughly furry garbage*

me: *makes fun of furries*

bobbeh27:

doopiedoover:

Oops, my hand slipped.

@iilahviin

Arts and crafts is serious business

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rudolphsb9:

barkpellegrino:

luci-fucker:

barkpellegrino:

you may screw up sometimes but at least you haven’t screwed up as bad as the contestants on the holiday edition of cake wars did on their olafs

ok now im curious. how bad were the olafs.

and the pièce de résistance:

The first one is the best one and that’s not fucking saying much.

pochowek:

Welp, I’m off to work again

If there was ever voice acting for undertale, I think @therealjacksepticeye would be a fantastic papyrus and @markiplier would be an amazing mettaton.

shelgon:

koreanmermaidpuke:

There’s a post going around tumblr about getting free amazon gift cards. It looks like this:

I’ve done some googling, and the only information i could find related to this was from a scam catching website. Amazon’s main site has no references to “Amazon Christmas” or “Amazon Santa” that I could find. Furthermore, this is the only post made by tumblr user “rsaxoniza”.

I doubt these gift cards are legit. Please stay safe, and remember to google/research any of these “free giftcard/cash/prize!” things that show up on your dash.

There’s a second post going around.

The website (christmasprime.com) has been newly registered with a short life expectancy, which follows the pattern used by many fraudulent and fake selling websites. Please be vigilant and take extra care before providing any payment information.