elektronx:

A gun gun

sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

You are also spineless so you’re closer than you thought

phan-phanwho:

beccaroo1996:

oarsis:

fahrlight:

I’ll always reblog it when I see it because this is the COOLEST THING I EVER SAW!

OH. MY GAHWDA

Reblog for the (inevitable) reboot to be an anime

This is awesome

kelpiesnshit:

Comparing strapons to actual penises in an attempt to “turn” a lesbian is like telling someone who has a teddy bear they’d really like a pet bear like it’s basically the same thing.

overthestory:

Oh, Asriel… He gets it from his mom.

Based on this text post here.

rosexknight:

traveler-errant:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me: hey lemme see ur phone I’ll put my number in

unsuspecting fool: hahah sure *hands me his phone*

me: *transfers his entire Pokemon Go team to myself*

fool: what the fuck?

me: *rips my jacket open to reveal a sensible tee with a large bedazzled letter R* TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVISTA–

@rosexknight

This is literally gonna be. Also, this is 100% how my Rocket Grunt operates.

important-shit-masterlist:

PREACH MOTHERFUCKING PREACH

wolfitten:

rosexknight:

princess-roxxi:

comic-sans-apologist:

jovan:

cisgirlsarentshit:

jovan:

it’s gotten to the point where I don’t know if vegans or racist piss me off more during tragedies

what have the vegans done now

Christ almighty

FUCK

Vegans. Vegans are definitely worse.

Wow. Just wow.