bandsareprettyrad:

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys

xxtc-96xx:

leafcrunch:

icrsftlom-deactivated20210618:

cognitohazardous:

im going insane thinking about this newborn alpaca fucking look at it

newborns need a few minutes to fully inflate

just like a mattress

invisibleinnocence:

an unstoppable force meets some debatably immovable objects

funhomo:

aspiringwarriorlibrarian:

Password sharing is not piracy any more than loaning your friend a DVD or watching a movie with your family is piracy. The service is already paid for. Execs just consider sharing to be eeeevil because they can’t exploit every individual person. 

if they tried to invent libraries today it would get shut down

huffylemon:

gaypeopletwitter:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

The hilarious thing about Sauron is that according to most version of the legendarium, he was originally, like, a god of planning and logistics, and he initially supported Melkor’s plans for world domination because he regarded the world’s present state of affairs as inefficient and poorly organised. He’s literally what happens when you take the kid who’s fed up at everybody else fucking up their part of the group project and give him phenomenal cosmic power.

#although… imagine thinking that *melkor* of all people #is going to be remotely helpful in making things efficient and well-organized #sauron really screwed up there #(as he so often does) (via @potatoobsessed999)

Sauron’s entire career is basically a series of increasingly terrible decisions executed with enormous competence.

ironic then that his downfall was the result of incredibly terrible decisions executed with enormous competence

corsolanite:

illus. Atsuko Nishida

theghostofsomethingorother:

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

 i recommend learning other alphabets if for no other reason than it’s very fun to see people replace latin alphabet letters with complete nonsense for Aesthetic

as julius caesar famously said: “vspph vphdph vphcph”

as brutus said, tase him again