Both Napoleon and Hitler invaded Russia in the early summer.
But the Russians were f**king brilliant and essentially retreated further and further into their country, literally causing the troops to chase after them.
This happened for months until the Russian troops burned all of the enemy’s supplies and left them for dead in the frozen countryside.
It was the literal historical equivalent of that one running gag in the old Looney Tunes cartoons where Bugs Bunny cries, “I darest you to step across this line!” and the villain keeps stepping until Bugs leads them to their doom.
So in order for someone to try invading Russia again, you need someone who has the stubbornness and idiocy of an exaggerated Looney Tunes villain.
So…
Yeah, Donald Trump.
Why are all the good artists either Soriel shippers and Asgore haters? What is honestly so bad about him?
asgore didnt need the souls of seven human children who happened to fall down and become stuck in the underground in order to become god and bust down the barrier he couldve just taken one and gone through and found some shitlords to take their souls and destroy the barrier or w/e like. he had 6 children killed so he could become god rly slowly instead of seeking out assholes and getting the job done a lot quicker. fuck asgore
He acted all nice to everyone in the underground when eh was the reason they suffered for so long. he’s a coward. He waited because he hoped that he wouldn’t get the chance to do what needed to be done and toriel wasn’t having any of it. Asgore is a coward and a liar.
Also, just because a woman wears revealing cloths doesn’t mean it’s sexist. That’s a very prude thing to say. Shaming someone for wearing revealing cloths is just as sexist as a guy telling woman to wear something more sexy when she doesn’t want to. Cia wasn’t sexist because she was dressing for herself. REVEALING CLOTHS =/= SEXIST If ganon was forcing her to wear the revealing cloths, that would be sexist but she was a solid character so it worked for her.
I got off topic but yeah, whether or not clothing is sexist depends on the reason they wear it and shaming someone for wearing the cloths they want is sexist.
I have this theory that Linkle is Tingle’s Daughter or Sister. They both try to be someone they aren’t. They both wear clock/compass Necklaces they both have “le” name extensions AND THEY BOTH HAVE SHORT RED PANTS!!! *drops mic* #thelegendofzelda #hyrulewarriors #nintendodirect #nintendo #legendofzelda #zelda #link #zethofhyrule #theory
I like this theory way more than the stupid theory that link is trans.
Eh, I’ll buy it
Tingle is old enough to be someone’s dad at least (Although this would technically mean someone likely had sex with Tingle)
You do realize that at the time of majoras mask, tingle was 35?
Yeah, but in that game, Link was still a kid and Linkle looks to be the same age as the Link she’s sharing the game with.
Although now that I think about it, how old is Tingle in Hyrule Warriors?
Well hyrule warriors is heavy on the time travel in the child timeline which is why all the characters are there in the first place. So while linkle might be a descendant of tingle that still means tingle has sex at some point.
Well at the end Freshly-Picked Tingle’s Rosy Rupeeland, he did get stinking rich, so maybe she belonged to a gold digger
though it would kinda raise the question: what gold digger would be desperate enough to willingly have sex with Tingle
I have this theory that Linkle is Tingle’s Daughter or Sister. They both try to be someone they aren’t. They both wear clock/compass Necklaces they both have “le” name extensions AND THEY BOTH HAVE SHORT RED PANTS!!! *drops mic* #thelegendofzelda #hyrulewarriors #nintendodirect #nintendo #legendofzelda #zelda #link #zethofhyrule #theory
I like this theory way more than the stupid theory that link is trans.
Eh, I’ll buy it
Tingle is old enough to be someone’s dad at least (Although this would technically mean someone likely had sex with Tingle)
You do realize that at the time of majoras mask, tingle was 35?
Yeah, but in that game, Link was still a kid and Linkle looks to be the same age as the Link she’s sharing the game with.
Although now that I think about it, how old is Tingle in Hyrule Warriors?
Well hyrule warriors is heavy on the time travel in the child timeline which is why all the characters are there in the first place. So while linkle might be a descendant of tingle that still means tingle has sex at some point.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
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