Silver Tongue

bearfrickker:

iliketurnips:

Uhh wow. I didn’t know stepmania could do all these things

all credits to video author an all that.

HWO HTE FKCU

allbarksomebite:

zooophagous:

If your solution to an animal that needs training is to hit it then you need to not ever be in charge of training any living thing.

What if every time you made a mistake you got punched in the face.

Or choked, or jabbed in the neck by spikes, or given an electric shock…

bryceckrispies:

jessicafayeee:

bryceckrispies:

ive realized that telling people to replace “muslim” with “jew” and having them realize how much they sound like Hitler can help strike a chord

But Jews don’t kill people just for not believing what they do.

Neither do Muslims but thanks for your ignorant and racist input that I didn’t ask for.

aroramblings:

aroramblings:

Reminder that it’s ok if you don’t know exactly what kind of attraction you’re feeling. I’ve noticed within the ace and aro communities we like to split attraction up into neat categories of aesthetic/sexual/romantic/sensual/queerplatonic/etc. But feelings are WEIRD and nebulous and fluid and sometimes impossible to define clearly. And that’s ok.

Reblogging myself because it’s still relevant.

lacuna1024:

Has this been done yet?  I promise this is my last time using this audio but I had to =p…

slimeportal:
“ silver-tongues-blog:
“ zethofhyrule:
“ I have this theory that Linkle is Tingle’s Daughter or Sister. They both try to be someone they aren’t. They both wear clock/compass Necklaces they both have “le” name extensions AND THEY BOTH...

slimeportal:

silver-tongues-blog:

zethofhyrule:

I have this theory that Linkle is Tingle’s Daughter or Sister. They both try to be someone they aren’t. They both wear clock/compass Necklaces they both have “le” name extensions AND THEY BOTH HAVE SHORT RED PANTS!!! *drops mic* #thelegendofzelda #hyrulewarriors #nintendodirect #nintendo #legendofzelda #zelda #link #zethofhyrule #theory

I like this theory way more than the stupid theory that link is trans.

Eh, I’ll buy it

Tingle is old enough to be someone’s dad at least (Although this would technically mean someone likely had sex with Tingle)

You do realize that at the time of majoras mask, tingle was 35?

robouu:

robomorons:

cheshiretiffy:

vrumblr:

the-legend-of-zelda-series:

Love her already

Whaaaaat?

GIRL CHARACTER

MUST EXPOSE A SKIN NOT EXPOSED ON BOY CHRACTERS TO MAKE A SEXY

So, what you’re saying is that Young Link is sexy?

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You sick mother fucker.

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She’s less exposed than link.

blazepress:
“ Hard to argue with this.
”

blazepress:

Hard to argue with this.

Me @ everyone freaking out over the Starbucks “War on Christmas”: