Silver Tongue

changemodomega:

If I could have one ability from Full Metal Alchemist, it would be to excise my Sloth from my body in the form of a huge buff dude who complains about everything and lives in my basement.

I would exorcise my envy into a snarky cute shapeshifter who insults people.

pinkbaron:
“ sushinfood:
“ ticzacktoe:
“ So I was playing Undertale, and i got to the part where you go to grillby’s with sans, and he went to sit down and just walked off the screen through the wall. Where the fuck did he go and how is he still...

pinkbaron:

sushinfood:

ticzacktoe:

So I was playing Undertale, and i got to the part where you go to grillby’s with sans, and he went to sit down and just walked off the screen through the wall. Where the fuck did he go and how is he still talking to me

Sans has become self aware and took himself out of the game.
He’s free.

oh crap sans has gone turbo

you say that like it’s a bad thing. If anyone should go turbo it would be best for it to be sans.

mst3kman:

merkonan:

asleepontheceiling:

For those wondering,

double triple - six patties
bossy - all beef
deluxe - with everything (lettuce, onions, tomato, etc)
on a raft - on toast
4x4 - 4 patty by 4 cheese, so (6x4) 24 patties and 24 slices of cheese
animal-style - cooked in mustard
extra shingles - extra toast
with a shimmy - jelly on the toast
and a squeeze - orange juice on the side
light axle grease - with butter
make it cry - extra onions
burn it - well done
let it swim - extra sauce

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You forgot the pickles.

C’mon @ask-wiggles, with all these puns cumin at you, I think it spices things up nicely

C’mon @ask-wiggles, with all these puns cumin at you, I think it spices things up nicely

heart:

I tried rickrolling my friend but she had the YouTube video URL memorized

Here’s a great tutorial for new age rick rolling.

spoopy-tiny-tyrant:

kyra-lord-of-dystopia:

poorhornycat:

professor-sweetpea:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

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better

Okay good i didn’t want to reblog this without the racoon one


the raccoon one tho

Favorite commercial thing.

Take this Undertale quiz and reblog with what you get!

jestre:

jitterbugjive:

theosartisticthematics:

xanlin:

http://www.quotev.com/quiz/7061569/Which-Undertale-Character-are-you

I got Toriel…

well then..

My top 3:

Temmie 47

Undyne 38

Flowey 35


I am a catfish flower.

I got Sans.

What? Did you think those puns were a joke? ;D

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I find my results pretty humerus

thecommonchick:

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me short, I could pay for college, a semester abroad, a new car, and a mansion in cash.

Or you could buy a bunch of platform shoes

rosexknight:
“raptormutt:
“Please don’t make these comments. Don’t make an artist’s work seem overpriced when they work like crazy on the stuff they make.
”
Yes. This.
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rosexknight:

raptormutt:

Please don’t make these comments. Don’t make an artist’s work seem overpriced when they work like crazy on the stuff they make.

Yes. This.