biological-warfare:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

mitsurugi:

gordonjramsay:

skypestripper:

aclorable:

aclorable:

aclorable:

which country has the most birds

portugeese

wait

thats a language

portugull

nice recovery

don’t you mean nice redovery

turkey, how did we miss turkey

We missed turkey because it ducked.

crystalsuicune:

pikachuwu:

sophiestops:

man-of-clay:

they’re like mini-island turtles holy shit

the pic wasn’t loading but i knew it was gonna be a pic a giant lion turtle

Always reblog Great A’tuinn

Quick, gain the power of water! It is the most badass element to bend!

jenmari-e:

unclefather:

somebody lied

It’s just hilarious to me because no one thought to check the actual apple website. Good job idiots

Didn’t this exact prank happen two years ago? And last year it was waterproof prank? are you people really so stupid that you fall for these every year?

egobus:

omg my little brother was using my computer and look at his search history

so embarrassing

Those last two are the best.

4sk-l4tul4-pyrop3:

micaxiii:

deductionfreak:

hazelguay:

The most valuable chart…

yes thanks for colouring it I had a hard time reading that

// I’m going to reblog this to help all RPers when it comes to descriptions

// Even if you’re a great RPer you still need this.

// To describe

// y’know

// the things

taranoire:

the-wild-primrose:

how the heck did this show

That had great characters

interesting characters who dealt with difficulties, prejudice, and fear

a show that had a great plot

that contained  love and friendship

a show that could get dark but managed to say light-hearted and funny

that also managed to complement the original series

how oh how did it become this

so fucking relevant

Because CN saw that MLP was popular and wanted to try and copy it with a show that a majority of mlp watchers liked when they were younger and completely failed to realize what it is about mlp and teen titans that people liked.

“Yes your honor, I stabbed that person and took all their money but in my defense, they were wearing a suit. They had it coming.”

See how it stops being a defense and becomes a confession when it’s for other crimes?

rebornica:

HEY BUDDY, HAVENT DRAWN YA IN A LONG TIME

advice to live by

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

darkwingsnark:

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

you have 10 seconds to think of a way to make the average vampire movie fresh and new and exciting again

A vampire going through the daily struggles of trying to hide his ever lasting boner— as rigor mortis is an unkind friend. 

JE SUS

Vampires are ascended from wolves, they can last a few hours in sunlight as they get a sunburn that keeps getting worse, they don’t bite but scratch and lick and they can be killed by conventional means.

ravensdelight:

almualimbeatbox:

for-the-other-shoe:

hobbitkaiju:

vrabia:

I lost it at The Backstreet Boys

why have I never heard of this person before

WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES

…. I’m in awe

Apparently you haven’t seen his Talk Dirty to Me cover…