outerspacecake:

I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon

jiidesu:

niicolodean:

• call you names
• tell you weird and personal details about myself
• say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
• type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

• talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
• share funny photos from my tumblr dash
• actually tell you when i’m upset 
• try to make conversation with you 
• just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
• tell you jokes even if they’re bad 

mariowiki:

whos ready for some all-star mode

The joke would have been better if you were playing playstation all stars…

hoofprint-is-working:

titanswithnoprivateslivein221b:

leviswaxedass:

dahniwitchoflight:

leviswaxedass:

disneydamselestelle:

scottylubemeup:

THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE

A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen

FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.

so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.

(source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )

HOLY SHIT WHAT

I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.

JESUS CHRIST JESUS.

YOU NASTY.

#WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN JESUS IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS JESUS

THAT HASHTAG I”m—-—

WHAT

Jesus washed the “feet” of Judas. 

Jesus and Judas were gay for each other.

scraps-is-busy:

Well, the first step is choosing a character you like. Or make your own. The introduction should be a look at the character, and a brief introduction to who they are. Maybe even throw in a secondary character. 

As for story, throw some ideas at a wall. Don’t stick to anything yet, but ponder on multiple things. Don’t worry about getting a tad cliche.  

Saying “Hi, I’m xxx! Ask me stuff” is not a good way to start.

azula-griffon:

Am I the only one who doesn’t find pugs cute tho

no

askpinkiepieinsane:

sanjista:

rinlockhart:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

homosexual-titan:

this is my favourite version you cant stop me

THIS IS GREAT BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WOULD IT WOULD HAVE ACTUALLY SOUNDED LIKE FROM LIKE— ELSE’A PERSPECTIVE OR SOME TINY UNNOTICEABLE FAIRY THAT MAKES NO SOUND 
REMEMBER, WHEN DISNEY CHARACTERS BURST OUT INTO SONG THEY DONT HEAR THE MUSIC, JUST THEM AND WHATS HAPPENING AROUND THEM 
AND THIS REALLY PUTS INTO PERSPECTIVE JUST HOW 
fucking weird these assholes are i mean like seriously what the fuck 

i really wish this was the official version. because it really shows how alone Elsa is and yet she’s bursting with so much energy with her freedom.

this makes the summoning she does sound way more intense

due to the sound, im just imagining the entire movie is actually a movie, with real actors, and that sequence was done in several greenscreen rooms, and, im just… lol.