kunaigirl:

modmad:

Well what did ya expect in an opera, a happy ending?

WHO SAID THIS WAS OK

I am okay with this and that is not okay!

camcartoonfag:

xaldien:

link6echo:

theclearlydope:

WORTH SEEING: “F*CK IT, I QUIT.” This is the proper way to quit a job. 

She just lived my dream.

Boss ass bitch

Dayum

I salute thee, brave soldier. Go follow your dreams and let nothing stand in your way.

zeroyalviking:

I’m sooo close :( Lol my hockey stop is derpy.

Ze, your canadian is showing.

dorothytrose:

theheroheart:

sushigal007:

a-creepy-wholockian:

phoenix-aflame:

benjaminminu:

How the fuck did he get hired there giving his name as “The Doctor”?

Im pretty sure he either used psychic paper or said “fuck it” and just made his own name tag and pretended he was hired.

I have one of those Doctor Who books that gives extra info on stuff and someone made up the application he sent to get hired and you really have to find it and see it because it’s pure gold. He put his age as like 1,200 and crossed it out and put 50 or something then wrote “Is that too high?” and crossed that out too and just wrote 29

I know I already reblogged it, but I had a feeling I’d seen that application IRL, so I dug out my books and went looking.

:)

i cant

I have a feeling he got hired because they realised they wouldn’t have to pay him.

alexisafuckinnerd:

Scumbag Baby Boomer memes are the greatest.

It’s funny because it’s true.

Not a single thing in the world feels better than putting on underwear fresh out of the dryer. 

spazzeon:

clefairydance:

every time someone says the word “spoopy” in pokémon episode 170 - A Better Pill to Swallow

SPOOPY

Was that king kai?

deborahkerrsdaughter:

bludgers-rondelles:

heliosapphic:

cast of spongebob dubs classic movies

I aM SnORtinh UNConrTOLABly wiTH LAUghTrt

I AM DYING. THIS IS THE ONE THING THAT I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED IN MY LIFE

Son if a fuck this is what I needed.

michisama2030:

thats one of the reasons why did my classmates think that i was a little bit weird

actually, after some time they got used to my live-reference-needs

:

Please don’t. I don’t want revenge. I want an apology.

The things that happened between us aren’t even that important at this point, I’m just gonna keep holding a grudge against her until I hear anything resembling an apology from her. An apology for pretending and only pretending to be my friend.

You think I like being on bad terms with her? Course I don’t. A single, honest apology from her would resolve everything if you ask me. You want to do something for my birthday? Get her to do that. Otherwise, I don’t want anything to do with her.