rosexknight:

I DON’T LIKE PINEAPPLES IN GENERAL THOUGH XD So I rebuke pineapples in general. I’m sorry! But kinda not.

But I bet you like it when J has pineapples huehuehue

So I found my first super mutant. I killed him and took their rocket launcher. Later I found my first super mutant behemoth. He destroyed me.

andyou-werefantastic:

wibblywobblyaudreywaudrey:

endlesslysherlocked:

Don’t lie, you fucking sang it.

if anyone who sees this DOESN’T sing it, they are a disgrace and will never bring their family honor.

dishonor on you. dishonor on your cow.

ugly-bread:

slumberprince:

if this 5000 year old tree isn’t too old to realize that its trans neither are you

“Being trans isn’t natural!!!111!”

Fuck you a tree just did it how much more natural do you want

hey-rogby:

 Doggo has stopped shaming

Why is it more socially acceptable to drink wine than it is to drink beer?

Barry got true ending on his first run.

coelasquid:

uglyfun:

HOW TO FACT-CHECK ON TUMBLR

A few notes:

• Do this for every informative/news-related post you want to reblog. The fewer reblogs a false report gets, the less it spreads.
  
• The best thing you can do for a false report is not reblog it at all, OR start your own post to debunk it, with a link to the original. If you reblog to debunk it, your reply will get lost in the huge amount of notes, and you will just end up spreading the misinformation further.
  
• Sometimes a totally unlikely story turns out to be true! It’s even more fun to reblog it when you’ve confirmed that it’s real.
  

We all slip up sometimes but hey do what you can folks. Only you can prevent Tumblr fires.

nsuprem:

zarla-s:

i love that papyrus is in the middle of a battle with the first human he’s ever seen and he can’t stop thinking about some terrible skeleton pun his brother told him

What the fuck are you doing in LV 7 you dirty sinner

How many. How many people had to die for this?