• Turn off computer
• Turn off lights
• Plug phone in
• Get under covers
• Open tumblr mobile
• See ask-king-sombra update
• Get mad that mobile won’t load pics
• Dramatically remove covers
• Turn on computer
• Open Tumblr
• Read it
• Make text post complaining about slight inconveniences.
• Turn off computer
• Get under covers
• Sleep

absolita:

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

when ur friend likes puns

By giving me money you can have cool things like a set update schedule for my blogs and commissions and shit.

baka-hentai-ponylover:

folie-a-ducks:

lualmu:

the-angels-take-asgard:

avis-meum:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

I would marry this man

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

It’s showing -1 notes

OHH GOD! WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS DONE!?!?!?

hoofprint-is-working:

did-you-kno:

Jim Carrey had never heard of Doctor Who when he was offered the role of the 8th doctor. He declined because he thought fans would be outraged if the part wasn’t played by a fan of the show. Source

How different would the 8th Doctor’s run be if it was Jim Carrey playing the role? 

Probably only slightly different than when mr bean was the Doctor.

extradan:

true dat

How can this post have 3 notes when there are only two people on earth?

Derps Against Humanity isn’t as funny without Tom.

I was on the pooper and I randomly remembered this one time when I broke this kids nose on a locker in middleschool because he ripped up my drawing. It wasn’t ripped to pieces, just in half and I think I drew a lego person but don’t exactly remember what lego person but irregardless, I am proud of my past self for standing by his work no matter how terrible it was.

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