kelpiesnshit:

Yall should find your favorite MSpaint faces/pictures/etc that I’ve did so I can paint them and practice my manly manly skills.

This one

Or this one

rosexknight:
“thecommonraven:
“ sassysinglelady:
“
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compliments don’t get people killed.
”
Except they are kinda compliments. I mean like I understand why most people won’t wanna get them but like usually just ignoring it works fine.
Killing someone...

rosexknight:

thecommonraven:

sassysinglelady:

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  compliments don’t get people killed. 

Except they are kinda compliments. I mean like I understand why most people won’t wanna get them but like usually just ignoring it works fine.

Killing someone over a catcall or phone number is obviously crazy. And the people who did this are sick and twisted and probably have a serious mental disorder.

But ya know what?

Maybe you shouldn’t judge all men based on what two did. Maybe you should stop demonizing men for trying to tell women in a playful way they’re pretty. Maybe you should chill the fuck out and actually TALK to guys and treat them like ACTUAL HUMANS.

Crazy concept right?

Telling a person they are pretty is a complement. Telling them they have a nice ass is harassment.

no-social-life-needed:
“My whole life has been a lie
”
Wait… Who was recording him though?

no-social-life-needed:

My whole life has been a lie

Wait… Who was recording him though?

poniesindisguise:

Where did you guys learn to fly?

Look at that smexy ladybug man

zeroyalviking:
“antoniomadness:
“ gundamdick:
“ ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY
Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted....

zeroyalviking:

antoniomadness:

gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY

Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.

Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?

This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”

At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”

“Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!” She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.

“How is white a feminine color?”

She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here.

The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.

A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

And the son is more mature than her.

My first iPhone was white. :/

My first android was purple. In fact, my current phone is the only one I’ve had that wasn’t purple because the only had black and red.

taekoyasuhiro:

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friend ?????!?

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friend!!!!!

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im coming friend

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im here i love u

God dammit snowsnow

bagmilk:

dslubes:

macintush:

“BLESS THIS POST”

shut up

“WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTES”

shut up

“ITS BACK”

shut up

“reblogging again”

shut up

“this”

shut up

“finally someone said it”

shut up

finally someone said it omg bless this post i’m reblogging again because it’s back why doesn’t it have more notes omg

Is all bagged milk like that or just that one? SOMEONE IN CANADA TELL ME!

religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

*implying he wasn’t before*

Hang on now…

rosexknight:

In the comics, Sunset Shimmer is grown up as she’s Celestia’s student right? And Twilight became Celestia’s student AFTER Sunset (Ha. Twilight Sparkle. Sunset Shimmer. PARALLELS!) so that makes Sunset a good bit older than Swi right?

Yes. I would assume about 3-5 years or so.