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betty-the-murder-mare:

Headcanon

Sans used to be a really active guy before all this reset and time traveling nonsense started

Now he pushes himself to feel anything anymore

Interesting theory. But what if this.
Because of the inevitable resets, he makes sure to make all his friends as happy as possible. He cares deeply for everyone and doesn’t WANT to hurt anyone which is why he has 1 hp and 1 attack.

deoxyrebornicleic:

birbamena:

deoxyrebornicleic:

birbamena:

i just realised that if sans got a paper cut he’d die

if sans got flicked on the forehead he’d die

if sans stubbed his toe he’d die

if sans got burnt by an awesome comeback he’d die

scienceshenanigans:

“Explaining the Na+/K+ pump to people outside of biology” [x]

we came to the conclusion that david bowie would be a fantastic dark one

firrrestarter:

WATERCOLOUR MAKES ME NERVOUS JUST WATCHING IT IN USE

HOW IN THE FUCK

kelpiesnshit:

in one follower I will be at 721 which is my hella lucky number since it’s my birthday number and idk i wanna do something but i also need to go to work and finish commissions and take mroe commissions so  maybe just a request stream or 1-2 prize giveawy idk

im going to bed

you can’t have him. he’s mine!

*hoards characters like a dragon*