I’ve never seen a cheerleader in real life before. Maybe we just don’t have them here. I don’t really get it: what’s the point of them? To look pretty so the audience has something to look at when the match inevitably gets boring?
It’s away to make flat chested skinny girls make up for it in flexibility.
I genuinely don’t know what to say to people who hate ABBA like
if you change your mind
I’m the first in the line
you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like
“heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell”
how do you know hell has wifi
satan owes me several favors
Invisible forces that actually work annoy Christians.
what the hell is a prep
People who think their highschool career amounts to something and brag later in life that they were popular in high school.
“You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel”
God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there
The saying that he was referencing was “XXX is so stupid they couldn’t pour piss from a boot if the instructions were written on the heel”
It is a legitimate colloquialism that originated in the southern region of the US.
Double standards make me sick.
When a girl makes out with a bunch of girls (and does more) she is called a whore/slut but when I do it, I’m called gay.
