rosexknight:

pembrokewkorgi:

gearholder:

inkerton-kun:

ylwkirby:

imgayforshiek:

majoralink:

hella-bara:

lustyargonianwarrior:

lancerbuck:

weaselgrease:

vermintz:

keeppartyvangoing:

missespeon:

kiyotakachan:

aoyagichan:

the-purple-comet:

A duck with a…

Grass patootie

Coin Pussy

Liberating a stick of butter from your refrigerator and throwing it out the window.

Broken egg that flies.

lambs-lie:

ravensdelight:

floating-head:

levis-dildo:

phantomhivefanatic:

suber:

If you watch anime click play I won’t ruin it for you.

I WAS NOT PREPARED!!!

HOLY SHIT WHAT WAS THAT

god damn it

omfg

Oh my god gdi

I knew what it was gonna be before even clicking.

hoofprint-is-working:

sprite-ponies:

negativediamond:

You know what would be cool? HD remakes of the original Spyro trilogy. I wanna fight Gnasty Gnorc in 1080P. Smash Ripto into the ground with beautiful graphics. Kick the Sorceress’s ass in a world that outdoes Skyrim’s beauty.

Hell yeah.

PLEASE

I WOULD PAY A LOT OF MONEY FOR THIS! 

I am on board as long as it’s not skylanders spyro.

rpgcleric:

nitrosplicers:

8oo:

sometimes

i get nervous

on airplanes.

With snakes

I don’t get why people wear trilbys when top hats are so much cooler.

DEELEELEE WOOOOOOOOOOOOP

strangedayshavefoundme666:

brokenasphyxiation:

zetatauri:

ohnonotthedrill:

ndnickerson:

COLLEGE FIRST.

I love how the Addams Family has ZERO slut-shaming. Like… honey you can dance naked and enslave someone with your womanly charms if you want to, I don’t fucking care, but so help me you’re going to get a college education first.

A+ PARENTING

The Addamses are what every family should aspire to be like (you know; without the dismemberment and electric chairs as play time).  Honestly, have you ever seen more unconditionally loving and supportive parents than Gomez and Morticia?  And not just with the kids, but with each other.  I think what’s especially unique about them is how open they are with everything.  They don’t treat their children like children.  They treat them like they treat everyone else; direct, and to the point. 

It’s creepy how many good examples of parenting and romantic relationships there is in these characters, especially considering they are supposed to be the antithesis of the stereotypical American nuclear family.

It’s because they are supposed to be the opposite of a typical family that they are good examples.

kung-foofighter:

eytancragg:

anthramen:

I have felt first-hand the very wrath of the Turkish ice-cream man.

The trolliest ice cream man to ever live.

And look at that fucking majestic mustache.

O.O

I aspire to be as evil as turkish ice cream man

lizzymodblog:

lapdragons:

youremybrandnewday:

letsgetfitwithdisney:

nosdrinker:

baimbaie:

captainspensaurus:

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.

I feel old…

very odd

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

Literally everyone.

I am 18.. What is the very hungry caterpillar?

are you joking

we call him “Rupsje Nooitgenoeg” which translates to “Caterpillar Neverhadenough”

it sounds better when said

autisticaradia:

punkukulele:

fuck-fuenciado:

facts-i-just-made-up:

A Long Island Iced Bee

Made with Vodka, Gin, Tequila, Rum, and LIVE BEES.

The Long Island Iced Bee is becoming popular in college towns across America despite its noxious odor and the intense throat pain is causes. The bee sting venom is said to accentuate the alcohol for a smooth buzz, but doctors warn the drink can be fatal to those allergic to bees, and is extremely poor for any drinker’s health.

BEES ARE DYING AND WERE DRINKING THEM

NO BEES MEANS NO FOOD AND NO FOOD MEANS NO ANYTHING

WHY WOULD YOU DRINK BEES

you guys are so dumb look at the op’s url jfc you’ll believe anything on this stupid site

those are hornets

It is fine to kill hornets. they are assholes.
Bees should be saved. they are cute.