gearholder:

Damn him to hell è_é

gearholder:

Oh look, it’s good day anon .-.

thesassylorax:

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

I’M TWENTY YEARS OLD AND I STILL LOSE MY SHIT AT THIS EVERY GODDAMN TIME

This episode turns 13 years old this year. That’s horrifying.

tastefullyoffensive:

Panorama Photos Gone Wrong [via]

Previously: Animal Photobombs

I wanna draw some of these

lacigreen:

queeravenger:

wobbuffette:

cracked-dot-com-official:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

guyfitblr:

And finally someone said it

#okay but thats like… mens own doing though..#men put themselves in a box to be *masculine* and deemed makeup as a feminine product#so its literally all men’s fault for this…

lol misogyny backfiring on men is literally no one else’s problem but their own. also, “guyfitblr”

nobody’s fucking stopping you from putting on some foundation dude you can put it on and it’s discrete and other straight guys won’t be able to tell and it does wonders. nobody’s stopping you from moisturizing or even putting on the lightest bits of concealer. don’t worry, other straight men can’t tell

Also there’s less pressure for men to be attractive and more pressure on women to see past men’s looks for their personalities, like look how many movies star average/ugly dudes who still score modelesque girls.

step 1: create unrealistic, unattainable standards of beauty for women

step 2: build a multi-billion dollar beauty industry to sell women makeup, tell them they are worthless without it

step 3: mock and vilify women who wear makeup as vain and fake, mock and vilify women who don’t wear makeup as ugly

step 4: code makeup as exclusively feminine, make the feminine shameful, shame any and all men perceived as feminine

step 5: complain that you can’t wear makeup

all that commentary

A better argument would be that we are expected to be emotionless and strong, have a good job, have lots of sex and get a lot of money.
we are mocked when we care and when we show signs of humanity and we are mocked if we are still virgins after 14 and we are mocked for being weak.
That is the real hardships of men. It’s not as bad as the problems women have but it’s still present.

topcas:

my moms favorite pastime is to come into my room, insult all of my life choices, list everything i already know i need to do making me 10x more stressed about it than i was before, then leave my door open

It’s always the door that is the worst

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

You all would have

I fail to see how that is relevant to anything.

monocromas:

deathrock:

becausebirds:

The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs.

It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re $2,500 a pop. Their bones are black, too. The only part of them that’s not black is their blood 

That’s metal.

I wanna make a gryphon now of this and a panther

jwblogofrandomness:

did-you-kno:

99% of Sweden’s trash is recycled. Source

What happens to the 1% left over?

It’s turned into money.