rckbell:

tbh do you ever look around and realize that there is a slim-to-nothing chance you will ever change your url again. like somehow you managed to establish yourself amongst the tumblr community of assholes to some threshold where changing would just be stupid or, better yet, you found THE url. the soul-mate url and you could never let go. do u ever realize this url is ur final tumblr form and then contemplate how sad ur life is

I ended up changing my URL because people tended to call me “random mod” as opposed to “silver tongue” and I would rather be known as “silver tongue”
I’m really surprised “silver-tongues-blog” wasn’t taken

acidic-skies:

I live for the moment when my phone is fully charged so I can unplug it and roll to the other side of the bed.

2spookydratini:

Mettaton probably doesn’t feel like garbage often, but tradition is traditon.

hpneedsmorecoffee:

pinkrocksugar:

dragonsarefuckingreal:

Proper response to street harassment

I watched this like 12 times and it just kept getting funnier

[caption]
Guy in white shirt: Hey, yo, what’s up, girl?
[jaunty music begins]
[smacking noise]

soupery:

1hp 1atk 1def

This is how the ad revenue distribution is on youtube currently. 55% of the money made from watching ads before a video is spread to the content creators based on how many minutes people watch their videos. If someone has more people watching longer videos, then they will make more money. 

This is how youtube red money will be distributed. The way ad revenue is distributed didn’t ruin small channels so why the fuck would the way youtube red revenue is split destroy small channels. The money is spread out the same between both youtubes. So if you want to support small  channels, try and get more people to watch their videos or see if they have a patreon.

azula-griffon:

azula-griffon:

oh no i’m in love with another

Why does this have so many notes wh y

Because he’s hot

misskittyfantastico:

bonerfart:

microsoftmail:

please

where is deepo. where is my beautiful son deepo.

Okay guys, let me tell you about Deepo, the mascot of the Georgia Aquarium.

For years, I thought Deepo was a Finding Nemo knockoff as well. And he might be that still. But then one year on my birthday (because you get into the GA Aquarium for free on your birthday and it’s rad as fuck), I actually sat down and watched the cheesy 4D movie they have with Deepo and Friends there. It’s your typical fare, but there’s one line in there where the main character says “So, what you’re saying is that this is your home, Deepo?”

Home Depot is a major benefactor of the Aquarium and even sponsors the section that Deepo’s Hideaway is in.

Deepo is a goddamn pun reference to Home Depot.

corvusrone:

Infinite possibilities.

I hope it’s the agents of shield one

jitterbugjive:

when people brag about how they finished the Sans fight in less than ten tries all I can think is “Well good for fucking you, that just means you won’t value the achievement as much as someone who spent over 100 fights building up the skill to finally succeed.”

I know how you feel. Sans was an ungodly motherfucker and i was so excited when I finally beat him. But it was way more fun than undyne because it was actually fun and had amazing hype music.