jitterbugjive:

tumblr why the HELL is fanmail a thing that you can’t turn off?

Seriously, ever think maybe people don’t want to be contacted in private by weirdos?

Doesn’t blocking them prevent that?

Hoofprint, when did you get a boyfriend?

rosexknight:

That moment when you realize your boyfriend cooks so much that you don’t know how to grocery shop anymore.

Lucky. I want someone who can cook. I wanna get fat with delicious food.

pythox:

brigwife:

Wasn’t there talk about a law being past that would make a vegan diet for carnivorous pets considered animal cruelty?

The penis mightier than the sword.

dennys:

darklyspectre:

Five nights at denny’s

I don’t even know

scary good

That is it. Dennys is officially the best corporate blog ever.

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

livingthelifeofaphangirl:

fuckyeahdisneysongs:

Call Me, Beep Me - Kim Possible

I accidentally had my earbuds unplugged, and after the first beep my brother sat up and said “KIM POSSIBLE!”

The line
“doesn’t matter if you stay alive, Everything’s gonna be alright” always struck me as odd. It makes me think that she doesn’t care how many casualties there are.

theladies-room:

lemonteaflower:

so me, my sister and my dad decided watching it again. 

and then there were the scenes when Bonnie is playing…. 

and my dad said 

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i am also definitely not crying now

My cheeks are totally not rivers.