solas-slightlyapproves:

renfamous:

louisedolan:

l-a-l-o-u:

wAIT A MINUTE?!?!

this is so perfect i did some doodles cause i had to add to it!

and lets not forget

It’s ok I wasn’t using that soul.

@mommaursa

real-retail-stories:

1. It is not free. It is never free. Unless there is a sign on it that specifically says “FREE” it is not free

2. We hate capitalism but it also pays our bills so we have to love it

3. You being a dick to me for no reason is not going to make your experience any better. Or me any nicer.

4. “Service with a smile” is really taking a toll on my facial muscles. My resting bitch face wasn’t made for this.

5. Your “I just printed it this morning” jokes when I run your bill for counterfeit isn’t funny. We actually take this shit seriously.

6. I know the store inventory better than you. I can bring it up on my computer screen. So when you tell me to go “check the back” I don’t know what you want me to do other than to wander aimlessly, say hi to my buddies in other departments and tell you what I already know.

7. Don’t wink at us. Don’t mistake good customer service for flirting. It’s creepy. It makes us super uncomfortable. And when you make comments to us while we ring you out, it makes everything more awkward.

8. Why the fuck did you shit on the bathroom floor the toilet was right there

9. If an employee says they are off the clock or on break, do not bother them. Seriously. Don’t.

10. Don’t be a dick to retail workers. No one gets paid enough for that.

theinturnetexplorer:

Who wouldn’t want to sit with a baby crocodile for a bit?

chefpyro:

seisans:

phantomdoodler:

phantomdoodler:

phantomdoodler:

let us take a moment to give thanks for full-frontal robo nudity 

https://twitter.com/sinso2913/status/661130308910120960

be at rest

I’m glad we understand the inner workings of the genitalia of this fictional cyborg.

arifantasia:

lennythereviewer:

I know next to nothing about OPM but holy hell this was a fun read. I might have to actually start watching/reading this series

@majdybrungus

anexperimentallife:

bookcharactersthough:

danielle-writes:

Some advice for when you’re writing and find yourself stuck in the middle of a scene:

• kill someone
• ask this question: “What could go wrong?” and write exactly how it goes wrong
• switch the POV from your current character to another - a minor character, the antagonist, anyone
• stop writing whatever scene you’re struggling with and skip to the next one you want to write
• write the ending
• write a sex scene
• use a scene prompt
• use sentence starters
• read someone else’s writing

Never delete. Never read what you’ve already written. Pass Go, collect your $200, and keep going.

This is the literal best writing advice I have ever read. Period.

Special note: “Kill someone” means kill someone in the story. Please do not kill random real life passers by every time you hit a block. My lawyer says misunderstanding writing advice is not an acceptable defense. See you all in 25 to 50 years.

spirt-scribbles:

all i want is a series about floweypot’s adventures with frisk in the overworld. especially at goat mom school

bonus:

iwillmindfuckyou:

a-trex:

lotsofhate:

Guess what highschool I go to

wildcats

WHERE IS YOUR ENTHUSIASM

You didn’t say the right words. The proper way to summon a HSM fan is as such.

WHAT TEAM!?