Man I love it when I use peoples past experiences against them. It makes for such satisfying wins.
Wait I'm confused, silver showed his ass?!
Yes and pretended it was a girl butt when it was very clearly a guy butt.
He gave himself a weggie in an attempt to make his boxers look like a thing
$100 Custom Silicone Dildo Shopping Spree!!!
How the contest works…
From now until October 1st, any purchase done at my shop will earn you 1 raffle ticket per item sold. Having so many items currently available at $10 or less, It should be easy to rack up a decent amount of tickets quickly. Plus I’ll be trying to cast more of my low cost pieces during the month. On October 1st I’ll be drawing a lucky winner who will get a $100 shopping spree in my Etsy shop, shipping included. I’ll be announcing the winner on tumblr, user gespenst1138, and on my Fetlife account GespenstsGear. This $100 shopping spree must be redeemed before October 15th, and has no cash value. You can find my shop here. https://www.etsy.com/shop/GespenstsFantasyGearFor my tumblr friends I’m doing an additional $25 raffle for those who reblog this contest. So get the word out, and score yourself something nice on me.
32 contestants so far.
33?
Imagine putting real suction cups on hte tentacle one.
OH GOD
OK
YOU KNOW HOW IN ‘87 A KID IN FREDDY’S HAD HIS FRONTAL LOBE BITTEN OFF
SO THAT MEANS HE CAN’T MOVE/PARALYZED
YOU KNOW HOW SOME OLD PEOPLE CANT REALLY THINK WELL BECAUSE WELL THEY ARE OLD AND THEIR BRAIN IS TOO
BITE OF ‘87…
KID BECOMES PARALYZED…
CANT THINK WELL…
GUY ON PHONE HAS TO EXPLAIN THE JOB ALMOST EVERY SINGLE NIGHT…
GUY RISKS LIFE FOR 4 DOLLARS AN HOUR…
……YOU CANT MOVE IN YOUR OFFICE……
WAIT!
Does that mean that the reason Foxy runs so fast is because he remembers Mike and wants to finish the job!?
Mario Kart 8 with the Derp Crew in a nutshell
- If Team Race, Tom+GaLm on a team = NO.
- Smarty 99.5% of the time is in last
- If not Smarty then it’s Ze
- Tom wins 90% of the time
- If it’s not Tom then it’s Chilled or GaLm
- Donkey Kong is God
- THAT’S IT.
- moomoo meadows makes up half the race
I went on facebook for the first time since ‘11 and found my stalker tried to send me a friend request.
